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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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(Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

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    35 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

    (Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

    Well, not a complete derailing. Dutton is a banana-bender after all. And much like this thread there is a vagues suspicion as to a question on his validity.

    One thing we do know, this thread will outlast whoever wins the grease wrestle on friday!

    Heh, it just occured to me, one of the joke measures of 'how long since the Demons made the finals?' is that there have been five changes of prime minister. Well, a tick over two weeks to go, we look likely to hit 6 and there's a real prospect of making it 7.

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    1 hour ago, dieter said:

    This thread is proof that Demonland is a lunatic asylum. I hope Dutton becomes prime minister and sends you all to Nauru...I hear you won't be short of bananas and coconuts..

     

    And this thread is the sanctuary from that DL lunatic asylum.

    It is like an oasis in the desert.

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    Oh this thread is an asylum alright -- it is just that we are mad about bananas but don't get mad at each other. 

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    2 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

    (Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

    It is never on the rails Dof.

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    2 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

    (Much to my detriment) I rarely visit this thread, but I've called in today in an attempt to restore some sanity to my life and well-being.  You see, I live in Canberra, and I don't think I need to say any more than that.  Sincere apologies if I have derailed the thread.

    You live in Canberra!

    Bwahahaha!

    Your're [censored] !!!

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    On 8/20/2018 at 10:10 AM, Redleg said:

    We are f....d.

    Can we use this half time talk if it looks like we are

    https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/this-explosive-spray-would-have-put-the-fear-of-god-into-the-players/news-story/f6a9c48274aa0a08cdae24c7af7cba7e

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    1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Oh this thread is an asylum alright -- it is just that we are mad about bananas but don't get mad at each other. 

    Good point R&B. The fighting on other threads and nastiness towards other posters,  is something we avoid on this far more adult and intellectual thread.

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    31 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    Your're [censored] !!!

    No, we are.

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    2 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Well, not a complete derailing. Dutton is a banana-bender after all. And much like this thread there is a vagues suspicion as to a question on his validity.

    One thing we do know, this thread will outlast whoever wins the grease wrestle on friday!

    Heh, it just occured to me, one of the joke measures of 'how long since the Demons made the finals?' is that there have been five changes of prime minister. Well, a tick over two weeks to go, we look likely to hit 6 and there's a real prospect of making it 7.

    Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...

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    2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...

    I would prefer Steve Bradbury.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I would prefer Steve Bradbury.

    I would prefer Mussolini. I want my trains to run on time.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You live in Canberra!

    Bwahahaha!

    Your're [censored] !!!

    Yep, I'm guilty as charged Uncle. The whole nation is laughing about the seat of Government, and the current goings on in the House on the Hill.  Canberra is a laughing stock akin to the Demons in the Neeld era.  (ps. I hope I haven't broken any thread protocols by mentioning that particular former coach in this post)

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    7 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

    Yep, I'm guilty as charged Uncle. The whole nation is laughing about the seat of Government, and the current goings on in the House on the Hill.  Canberra is a laughing stock akin to the Demons in the Neeld era.  (ps. I hope I haven't broken any thread protocols by mentioning that particular former coach in this post)

    Mark Neeld for Prime Minister. Well, he'd be no worse than Damian Drum.

     

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    1 hour ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...

     

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

     

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    That is GOLD Moonshadow.

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    On 8/22/2018 at 7:53 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    "Sharks are food, not friends!"

     

    Why are we talking about East Fremantle?

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    16 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Why are we talking about East Fremantle?

    Who is their candidate? Julie Bishop?

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    2 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

    Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...

    Time to abandon ship if that happens. I wonder if he also has hissy fits over a lack of hair dryers on Air Force planes. 

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    11 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

    Yep, I'm guilty as charged Uncle. The whole nation is laughing about the seat of Government, and the current goings on in the House on the Hill.  Canberra is a laughing stock akin to the Demons in the Neeld era.  (ps. I hope I haven't broken any thread protocols by mentioning that particular former coach in this post)

    There is only one protocol Dof. And you have not broken it!

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    10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Time to abandon ship if that happens. I wonder if he also has hissy fits over a lack of hair dryers on Air Force planes. 

    Didn't Western Australia abandon ship long ago?  Could've sworn it was a different country over there.

    Just on that, do you guys have your own Prime Minister over there yet, or are they still trying to work out how they can make Alan Bond a posthumous PM?  Couldn't be any worse than what we are dealing with in the Eastern states...

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    22 minutes ago, The Chazz said:

    Didn't Western Australia abandon ship long ago?  Could've sworn it was a different country over there.

    Just on that, do you guys have your own Prime Minister over there yet, or are they still trying to work out how they can make Alan Bond a posthumous PM?  Couldn't be any worse than what we are dealing with in the Eastern states...

    Isn't there prime minister Gina Rinehart?

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    13 minutes ago, SFebes said:

    Isn't there prime minister Gina Rinehart?

    She's probably ours (without the official title).

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