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2 minutes ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...

I would prefer Steve Bradbury.

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You live in Canberra!

Bwahahaha!

Your're [censored] !!!

Yep, I'm guilty as charged Uncle. The whole nation is laughing about the seat of Government, and the current goings on in the House on the Hill.  Canberra is a laughing stock akin to the Demons in the Neeld era.  (ps. I hope I haven't broken any thread protocols by mentioning that particular former coach in this post)

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7 minutes ago, Deeoldfart said:

Yep, I'm guilty as charged Uncle. The whole nation is laughing about the seat of Government, and the current goings on in the House on the Hill.  Canberra is a laughing stock akin to the Demons in the Neeld era.  (ps. I hope I haven't broken any thread protocols by mentioning that particular former coach in this post)

Mark Neeld for Prime Minister. Well, he'd be no worse than Damian Drum.

 

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On 8/22/2018 at 7:53 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

"Sharks are food, not friends!"

 

Why are we talking about East Fremantle?

Posted
16 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Why are we talking about East Fremantle?

Who is their candidate? Julie Bishop?

Posted
2 hours ago, Wadda We Sing said:

Guess come election time Bill Shorten will be the next Prime Minister via the Bradbury Effect...

Time to abandon ship if that happens. I wonder if he also has hissy fits over a lack of hair dryers on Air Force planes. 

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11 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

Yep, I'm guilty as charged Uncle. The whole nation is laughing about the seat of Government, and the current goings on in the House on the Hill.  Canberra is a laughing stock akin to the Demons in the Neeld era.  (ps. I hope I haven't broken any thread protocols by mentioning that particular former coach in this post)

There is only one protocol Dof. And you have not broken it!

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Posted
10 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Time to abandon ship if that happens. I wonder if he also has hissy fits over a lack of hair dryers on Air Force planes. 

Didn't Western Australia abandon ship long ago?  Could've sworn it was a different country over there.

Just on that, do you guys have your own Prime Minister over there yet, or are they still trying to work out how they can make Alan Bond a posthumous PM?  Couldn't be any worse than what we are dealing with in the Eastern states...

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22 minutes ago, The Chazz said:

Didn't Western Australia abandon ship long ago?  Could've sworn it was a different country over there.

Just on that, do you guys have your own Prime Minister over there yet, or are they still trying to work out how they can make Alan Bond a posthumous PM?  Couldn't be any worse than what we are dealing with in the Eastern states...

Isn't there prime minister Gina Rinehart?

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1 hour ago, The Chazz said:

Didn't Western Australia abandon ship long ago?  Could've sworn it was a different country over there.

Just on that, do you guys have your own Prime Minister over there yet, or are they still trying to work out how they can make Alan Bond a posthumous PM?  Couldn't be any worse than what we are dealing with in the Eastern states...

The latest is that the Honourable Jim Hacker has thrown his hat into the ring! 

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22 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

The latest is that the Honourable Jim Hacker has thrown his hat into the ring! 

Is that Wagner's Ring, or what? Ah, I know now, the friggin Circus Ring, alias parliament House, Canberra...

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45 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Breaking news: Bill Shorten wins Liberal leadership spill.

Don't you worry, Albo is lurking in the corridors, Et Te brute in hand. More to come, no doubt.

In the meantime, we have a fundamental as anything christian as our so-called prime minister. He was the one who acted so christian-like when he was minister for immigration. How sad is this country, really, how sad that it's come to this where we only have a choice of a fundamentalist racist fascist and a born again fast talking bank and big business backing mental midget who has such a dubious history - sacked from Tourism Australia  - an opponent of same sex marriage, to choose from.

Bring on Albo, an ancient Oz wog, once as abhorrent to this anglo country as the Chinese are today, as the Vietnamese were yesterday, and long may he prosper.

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1 hour ago, dieter said:

Don't you worry, Albo is lurking in the corridors, Et Te brute in hand. More to come, no doubt.

In the meantime, we have a fundamental as anything christian as our so-called prime minister. He was the one who acted so christian-like when he was minister for immigration. How sad is this country, really, how sad that it's come to this where we only have a choice of a fundamentalist racist fascist and a born again fast talking bank and big business backing mental midget who has such a dubious history - sacked from Tourism Australia  - an opponent of same sex marriage, to choose from.

Bring on Albo, an ancient Oz wog, once as abhorrent to this anglo country as the Chinese are today, as the Vietnamese were yesterday, and long may he prosper.

 

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