20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

Didn't find it appealing and gave you the slip ?

8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Didn't find it appealing and gave you the slip ?

Bent humour bub

On 6/15/2017 at 5:41 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

The same thing happened to me except i don't have a maid or tinea.

7 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

The same thing happened to me except i don't have a maid or tinea.

Discussing Biiters hygiene can have a knock on effect- like vomit flying through the air on a boat.

On 15/06/2017 at 9:27 PM, Redleg said:

Yes Woody Allen.

Woody's latest - a doco

 

banana skin tea? anyone tried this?

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Best not mention 'the incident'....

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

Filthy at the very least.

On 18 June 2017 at 10:22 AM, Moonshadow said:

Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems.

thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless

Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything?

At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings

When one says Colonies...one means ?

So hard to keep up these days what !

23 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not that it's any of your business Moonie but I left the lazy buggers at home. They are a grieving over the maid it seems.

thought I might help out a few of the local poor folk but they are useless

Here I am in the wilds of Borneo ( only 4.5 star - can you believe) and when I request a red they serve up some Malbec cross bred from Argy land.Didn't Maggie teach them anything?

At least you can get a decent Rattan here, so I'll be handing out some jolly good thrashings

What is this anti Argentinian Malbec diatribe I am witnessing Uncle. Think yourself lucky to be offered such a luxury in the third world. Invariably drinkable in my experience. 

1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

What is this anti Argentinian Malbec diatribe I am witnessing Uncle. Think yourself lucky to be offered such a luxury in the third world. Invariably drinkable in my experience. 

Thought you'd be a VB man Earl. 

(written in sarcasm font)

11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

What is this anti Argentinian Malbec diatribe I am witnessing Uncle. Think yourself lucky to be offered such a luxury in the third world. Invariably drinkable in my experience. 

Malbec! Bah! Leave it to those gaucho sheilas

l realise you have close connections to the 'old country' Earl but jingoism must come first

it is the sacred responsibility of Aussie blokes to slurp Shiraz at all times - except in times of urgent need when any slurp will suffice

Wouldn't mind some poetic justice tonight, seeing Shuey limp off, not to return, with a hammy or whatever, at the 2 minute mark of the first quarter.

On 23/06/2017 at 10:07 PM, Redleg said:

Wouldn't mind some poetic justice tonight, seeing Shuey limp off, not to return, with a hammy or whatever, at the 2 minute mark of the first quarter.

See that Shuey didn't limp off,  but he did have a fairly quiet night for him. Some poetic justice. 

Things are quiet on this thread ATM

I'd just like to let my many fans know that I successfully negotiated the perils of Borneo and am currently residing in colonial opulence in Singapore   The servants are satisfactory and my guts is returning  to a healthily bloated profile   Unfortunately the tinea is also ( along with a few other fungi I fear).

I have given up on Redleg's "cure" but I met a local lady who runs an establishment that guarantees satisfaction   I am confident of a happy resolution

 

 

 

Is it just me?

I find Demonland so busy that I don't have the time to keep up with the number of threads and the volume of traffic.

I have to a large extent given up trying.

Is it just me?

 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Is it just me?

I find Demonland so busy that I don't have the time to keep up with the number of threads and the volume of traffic.

I have to a large extent given up trying.

Is it just me?

 

just getting old, od

13 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

just getting old, od

No doubt about that dc!

On 6/6/2017 at 9:05 PM, Biffen said:

Bad news for Moon and his colleagues.

Mastabatory breaks are about to be enshrined in the British workplace agreements.

As if they don't exist already.

 

It's the British way. Australia has inherited so much from the same British model, my dear friend.

Bold prediction - 

Both Melbourne and GWS will score the magical 200 points in a game in 2018.  GWS will do it twice.

On 6/11/2017 at 6:28 PM, Redleg said:

Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

Taking a moment to confirm Redleg's background is law, not medicine.

I mean, obviously you're thinking of the remarkably similar treatment for tinnitus.

26 minutes ago, Petraccattack said:

Bold prediction - 

Both Melbourne and GWS will score the magical 200 points in a game in 2018.  GWS will do it twice.

Bold prediction 

Only Melbourne will do it against them in 2017 twice.

August 5 & September 30