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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Pah to CS Lewis!!

Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

 

Didn't Noddy feel a little [censored]? Image result for queer meaningEdit:-That auto censor goes too far. It means odd, can I say that?

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    Just when I am getting interested in the draft, or the Rookie draft, to be more precise, with 3 picks, I hear we will only be using 2 of them. 

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    2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    what happened to the countdown? don't tell me the draft has been held already

    Yes we passed.

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    18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Yes we passed.

    makes sense. put the savings towards the fyfe war-chest

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    makes sense. put the savings towards the fyfe war-chest

    But Saints, Blues and Bombers already have Fyfe.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    But Saints, Blues and Bombers already have Fyfe.

    well let's hope he becomes a has-been this year. you left out the dorks.

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    On ‎11‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 10:59 AM, ManDee said:

    Didn't Noddy feel a little [censored]? Image result for queer meaningEdit:-That auto censor goes too far. It means odd, can I say that?

    Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

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    4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

    are you being earist, uncle?

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    are you being earist, uncle?

    Best  no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Best  no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

    i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

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    8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

    In the interim dc, you could hire a couple of the lads from me ( mates rates ).

    The only possible downside is that they may inadvertently stomp your blue hued nocturnal visitors.

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    9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

    I am against animal cruelty DC.

    You should invest in a .45 Magnum instead.

    Ask them if they are feeling lucky.

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    5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I am against animal cruelty DC.

    You should invest in a .45 Magnum instead.

    Ask them if they are feeling lucky.

    got a fridge full of them, biffo. unfortunately for me they are reserved for the grand kids

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    got a fridge full of them, biffo. unfortunately for me they are reserved for the grand kids

    I have gone off ice creams. Must be change of life. 

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I have gone off ice creams. Must be change of life. 

    even in banana smoothies?

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    even in banana smoothies?

    Think they use yoghurt and crushed ice.

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    19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Think they use yoghurt and crushed ice.

    well banana splits would be verbotten then. this change of life thing seems rather masochistic

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    well banana splits would be verbotten then. this change of life thing seems rather masochistic

    You can say that again dc. Professional help is definately required. 

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    On ‎24‎/‎11‎/‎2016 at 8:18 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Pah to CS Lewis!!

    Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

    Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

     

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

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    1 minute ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

    could add a whole new understanding to the idea of  'service ' :rolleyes:

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

    Well thanks Tim, I did not know that although I did know Enid was apparently something of a "player".

    In that context, it is notable that her cottage was named "Old Thatch".

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    3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    ...who went one better than CS by actually being on this earth for ALL our premierships! And her predictions were more personnel- than team-focused, foreshadowing the arrival of our Famous 5 and our (now not so) Secret 7. Neither of them particularly snotty-nosed, though. Who is, on our list?

     

    p.s., Bitters; I went to Wikipedia to reminisce about the author of my childhood, and stumbled - with some consequent shock - on the following (if it gets past the censors, and I think it should, being in the public domain anyway). I thought it might appeal to you?...

    'Her love of tennis included playing naked, with nude tennis "a common practice in those days among the more louche members of the middle classes".'

    Tim do you know where she put the second tennis ball when she was serving? 

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    31 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Tim do you know where she put the second tennis ball when she was serving? 

    With her ball boy Earl. Geez, do you not know anything?

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    i wasn't  involved in scouts ,Enid Blighton ,The Fab Five or any other such harmless British hazing of blossoming youth.

    I will allow those raised in Blighty to regale us with tales of  not getting any discernible satisfaction.

    Surprising to me because I have never found the Bretons that tricky to introduce into the boudoir.

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