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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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18 hours ago, ManDee said:

It seems peaceful around here. Stuie is MIA, Ethan seems to be on holiday, I miss footy.

Don't worry MD.......We have the Australian cricket side to keep us amused through the summer.

 
37 minutes ago, Bossdog said:

Don't worry MD.......We have the Australian cricket side to keep us amused through the summer.

Yes there is plenty to laugh about there Bd.

Reminds me of the MFC in 2012/3.

3 hours ago, old dee said:

Yes there is plenty to laugh about there Bd.

Reminds me of the MFC in 2012/3.

Only the Aussies are making an art form of being the easiest team to bowl against ... 

 
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Thought I would get in early as I would probably forget it tomorrow as I don't really care.

Thursday 1- I know nothing.

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Thought I would get in early as I would probably forget it tomorrow as I don't really care.

Thursday 1- I know nothing.

Mr Leg you keeping making these comments.

I am worrying about you.

Is this the beginning of the end?

Are we seeing one of the truly great supporters of the last half century wavering?

 

 


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8 minutes ago, old dee said:

Mr Leg you keeping making these comments.

I am worrying about you.

Is this the beginning of the end?

Are we seeing one of the truly great supporters of the last half century wavering?

 

 

No, I am just struggling to enthuse about 2 late picks, as our only draft booty from 2016.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

No, I am just struggling to enthuse about 2 late picks, as our only draft booty from 2016.

Yes I know.

Just a little stirring on my part. I feel similar.

is there a draft ??? 

 
4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

is there a draft ??? 

Yes some idiot left the back door open.

On ‎11‎/‎22‎/‎2016 at 11:53 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

But back to CS Lewis, who fell just 10 months short of being on this earth for all 12 of our premierships and seems to have been, from afar, a Fuchsias/Demons fan: his writings foreshadowed what it would, but now might soon, be like for Demons fans for the 60-odd years after his death...'A Grief Observed', 'The Problem of Pain', 'Surprised by Joy', 'Miracles' and, finally, 'The Business of Heaven'.

Pah to CS Lewis!!

Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

 


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Pah to CS Lewis!!

Obvious Christian proselytising via heavy handed allegory and a bunch of snot nosed pommy kids.

Old Enid's snot noses were far better.

 

Didn't Noddy feel a little [censored]? Image result for queer meaningEdit:-That auto censor goes too far. It means odd, can I say that?

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Just when I am getting interested in the draft, or the Rookie draft, to be more precise, with 3 picks, I hear we will only be using 2 of them. 

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what happened to the countdown? don't tell me the draft has been held already

Yes we passed.

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Yes we passed.

makes sense. put the savings towards the fyfe war-chest


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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

makes sense. put the savings towards the fyfe war-chest

But Saints, Blues and Bombers already have Fyfe.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

But Saints, Blues and Bombers already have Fyfe.

well let's hope he becomes a has-been this year. you left out the dorks.

On ‎11‎/‎24‎/‎2016 at 10:59 AM, ManDee said:

Didn't Noddy feel a little [censored]? Image result for queer meaningEdit:-That auto censor goes too far. It means odd, can I say that?

Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well, I must admit I always thought Noddy and Big Ears were a bit ...eerrrr .... shall we say ..close.

are you being earist, uncle?

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

are you being earist, uncle?

Best  no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Best  no more is said on this subject dc, lest we draw the notice of the Golliwogs and then, even the gated community of Borewood, will not be a safe haven.

i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

In the interim dc, you could hire a couple of the lads from me ( mates rates ).

The only possible downside is that they may inadvertently stomp your blue hued nocturnal visitors.

9 hours ago, daisycutter said:

i was thinking of getting a cavalier king charles spaniel as a guard dog to protect me from the ajax scourge, uncle. should double as a nice tax deduction.

I am against animal cruelty DC.

You should invest in a .45 Magnum instead.

Ask them if they are feeling lucky.

 
5 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I am against animal cruelty DC.

You should invest in a .45 Magnum instead.

Ask them if they are feeling lucky.

got a fridge full of them, biffo. unfortunately for me they are reserved for the grand kids

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

got a fridge full of them, biffo. unfortunately for me they are reserved for the grand kids

I have gone off ice creams. Must be change of life. 


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