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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Gee, it's quiet around here lately.

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    Gee, it's quiet around here lately.

    Free speech offends.

    Censored speech bores.

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    Free speech offends.

    Censored speech bores.

    Can we just draw pictures then?

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    Beautiful Banana for lunch today!

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    Beautiful Banana for lunch today!

    Is there any other kind?

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    Had a look at the MFC website today and the wrap up of the draft with player & Roosey interviews etc. Got to say that I'm happy with the choices made. Also got to say that I could have posted the same thing for the last 20 years. So I've triply got to say I have no idea what makes for a good draft. But that I hope I'm alive to see the fruits of this draft deliver in spades.

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    Beautiful Banana for lunch today!

    Now you are talking.

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    Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

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    Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

    does havana remind you of fitzroy, earl?

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    Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

    Earl I am told he spends this time of the year in Key West!

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    Earl, hope you've kept up your membership of the knights hospitallers. It should still open plenty of doors for you in havana

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    Gee, it's quiet around here lately.

    Where is our old mate, Jazza?

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    Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

    How nice to hear from you Earl. I trust you are exploiting another 3rd world economy for personal gain.

    Do you intend arranging some of those 357 visas to get some decent (and cheap) help?

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    Nice one Earl.

    Hope you are Havana good time.

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    Worst pun ever!!!!

    I nearly apologised for it but then I thought-nah,,,f&*k 'em.

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    Greetings from Havana I was hoping to catch up with Hemingway but can't find him. I have been to all his old drinking holes but no sign of him. Otherwise the weather is very balmy and the rum is flowing freely in between my official engagements of course.

    I am with you in spirit Earl. However when you have been lying around for as long as have its hard to become energised. It's all changed so much that I am sure I would not recognise my old haunts. My old flames are also the worse for wear. it's depressing to think that Cuba is now being viewed as a market by the imperial powers and its old foe is now seeking to exploit it shamelessly. I would love to go back to my old Cuba but alas it has gone. Never go back is my motto. The memories are all that matter.
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    I have it from a reliable source (Chris Judd's grandmother) that BBO has another month holiday from Land. Thank god for that! His mindless drivel, crass humour and down right slovenly ways are a blight on this fine forum. I put it to the mods that upon his ungrateful return, he be given the all time mother of jolly good floggings, preferably delivered by special robert or enyaw.

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    I have it from a reliable source (Chris Judd's grandmother) that BBO has another month holiday from Land. Thank god for that! His mindless drivel, crass humour and down right slovenly ways are a blight on this fine forum. I put it to the mods that upon his ungrateful return, he be given the all time mother of jolly good floggings, preferably delivered by special robert or enyaw.

    What has he done this time?

    govt.jpg

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    How curious. On the mobile skin

    When someone  quotes another you see the quote but not it's  author.

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    seeing as how demonland was unavailable to all for a day, will uncle bitters get an extra day added to his sentence?

    just curious

     

    p.s. why the automatic double spacing? isn't down sizing all the rage?

     

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    Is it just me or does this site need more red and blue?

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