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Since I get it completely wrong every week...

Melbourne to lose by 16 goals

Sylvia to get a 12 week suspension for punching Brown in the nuts

Jack Watts to announce pre-game that he is moving to the GC

If the complete opposite happens (i.e.- we win by 16 goals, Sylvia kicks 12 goals and Watts announces he signed for 10 years) do I still win? :P

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Since I get it completely wrong every week...

Melbourne to lose by 16 goals

Sylvia to get a 12 week suspension for punching Brown in the nuts

Jack Watts to announce pre-game that he is moving to the GC

If the complete opposite happens (i.e.- we win by 16 goals, Sylvia kicks 12 goals and Watts announces he signed for 10 years) do I still win? :P

I don't think Slyvia kicking 12 goals is the opposite of being suspended for 12 weeks...you need to come up with something better than that. Slyvia being awarded 12 fifty meter penalties perhaps? :)

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papers to rave about melbournes crisp ball movement and our chances of making the 8 as we overcome brisbane.

maric to kick 3, and have 22 touches

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Since I get it completely wrong every week...

Melbourne to lose by 16 goals

Sylvia to get a 12 week suspension for punching Brown in the nuts

Jack Watts to announce pre-game that he is moving to the GC

If the complete opposite happens (i.e.- we win by 16 goals, Sylvia kicks 12 goals and Watts announces he signed for 10 years) do I still win? :P

Why Yes, we all do.

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Michael Voss too feel the pressure as the Dees route the Lions by 10 goals! and 2nd week in a row we kick 20+ goals.

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- Maric to kick opening goal of the game

- Liam Jurrah to sit on Brennans head

- Jack Watts to play better at the Gabba this year as apposed to last time around

- Myself to be jumping around my loungeroom at about 10.30pm Saturday night.

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Melbourne to scrape into the eight thanks to the drawn game. Roll Fremantle in a thriller at Subiaco, then take revenge on the Dogs before facing St. Kilda in the Preliminary. Watts kicks his 5th to put us up by 3 points with 90 seconds left on the clock. Ball ends up in their attacking 50 in the hands of Bartram, that's all I can see.

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Melbourne to scrape into the eight thanks to the drawn game. Roll Fremantle in a thriller at Subiaco, then take revenge on the Dogs before facing St. Kilda in the Preliminary. Watts kicks his 5th to put us up by 3 points with 90 seconds left on the clock. Ball ends up in their attacking 50 in the hands of Bartram, that's all I can see.

Gee I hope your right, but please remember the last 90 seconds.

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Melbourne to scrape into the eight thanks to the drawn game. Roll Fremantle in a thriller at Subiaco, then take revenge on the Dogs before facing St. Kilda in the Preliminary. Watts kicks his 5th to put us up by 3 points with 90 seconds left on the clock. Ball ends up in their attacking 50 in the hands of Bartram, that's all I can see.

If we make the finals I would want us to beat the Hawks in a final after getting a dodgy free kick on the siren.

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Brisbane by 19 points. Fev to go nuts.

(I have that horrible feeling about this week. Brisbane on the rebound after two smackings, Melbourne coming off a huge win (mental letdown), poor travel record, Voss playing mind games etc).

I hope i am wrong by 15 goals the other way.

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