Are you a member of the Melbourne Football Club?

[Tas 0]

Country Member for the last 9 years (2 were spent in London)

[Guest unstable punt]

Question to the MCC/MFC members

Were you a club member before this incentive came in ?

member since 95, daughter member since day she was born, 4 years old, 3 sisters are members.

[jikajika 0]

member since 95, daughter member since day she was born, 4 years old, 3 sisters are members.

Say mate. I dunno about this joining tykes up on the day they are born bizo.

Surely ya gotta let em choose? Otherwise it's like brainwashing.

(disclosure: I come from an all-Demons family on an all-Demons street.)

[AdrianOB 0]

Say mate. I dunno about this joining tykes up on the day they are born bizo.

Surely ya gotta let em choose? Otherwise it's like brainwashing.

(disclosure: I come from an all-Demons family on an all-Demons street.)

both mine were joined up on the day they were born. Only way to get them to support the club is brainwashing. Our wonderful success and outstanding players isn't going to draw them to the club voluntarily.

I couldn't let them live in the house of they decided to support someone else

[warren dean 193]

Another AFL/Club Support Member here, plus 1 6 year old who is signed up as a Demon and 5 year old daughter who refuses to be cajoled into supporting the mighty D's and instead signed up as a Kangaroo member at the Casey Fields Practice Match. I tried my best but couldn't compete with Brent Harvey and the Kangaroo mascot!

[Jaded No More 68,133]

Say mate. I dunno about this joining tykes up on the day they are born bizo.

Surely ya gotta let em choose? Otherwise it's like brainwashing.

(disclosure: I come from an all-Demons family on an all-Demons street.)

Please, I signed up both my cousins the day they were born, despite my uncle being a Hawks supporter.

It is my duty, as their favourite cousin, to brainwash them so that they never follow the Hawks... ever! <_<

[Great Sage 53]

Family Membership

2 Adults and 3 Children

[the fork 357]

I'm a member and for the last two years I have paid for my brother, sister, father and girlfriend. Seeing them all through to Silver then it's up to them. Four of us are MCC members, all of us live in the NT, with no hope of attending a single game this year and we're all full Mfc members.

To the [censored] who chopped up his membership: So your the "supporter" that gives the rest of us a bad name! You personify everything that wrong with our barrackers, I personally don't want to be in the same club as you. Two games down and you've thrown in the towel, good on ya!

[Bruce Almighty 0]

To the 12 people that dont have a membership! Unless your unemployed there is no excuse. u should be ashamed of yourselves

[rpfc 28,057]

MCC/MFC for 12 years.

[Supreme_Demon 3,328]

Yes I've been a MFC member for about 9 - 10 years.

[BVI Demon 26]

I'm a gold member (even though I've lived in the Caribbean and London for 3-4 of those years).

4 yo son is a silver member and 5 month old is a new member

Go Dees!

[AFI 3]

Been a premium member for ten years. Dad has for nine.

My rabbit has one of those 'pet supporter' options, but now that I have a job again, I'm thinking of upgrading that to something that could give a bit more money back to the club.

[jikajika 0]

To the 12 people that dont have a membership! Unless your unemployed there is no excuse. u should be ashamed of yourselves

What are you gonna do about it, pal?

Here's some suggestions:

1) Sermonise a little more.

2) Sermonise a little more, but enhance yr credibility by learning how to compose text.

3) Hunt down and bury alive every non-member Demon in existence.

4) Run around in circles, periodically bashing yr head against walls.

5) Be ashamed on behalf of all non-member Demons, and indulge a penchant for self-flagellation.

6) SFA.

7) Devise something constructive to say.

[Garry Lyon's Leg Hair 0]

Live in Tas so have a country 5 m'ship joined my son up as a little devil 1 week after he was born in December last year. The wife is Essendon which a shame because she is actually a nice person.

[demonglory 70]

MFC home and away club member with reserved seat - Silver - 1 year off gold

[Clintosaurus 7,594]

4th year as a country/interstate member. Get across from Hobart for at least one game a year. We always win when I go for some reason.

[Bruce Almighty 0]

What are you gonna do about it, pal?

Here's some suggestions:

1) Sermonise a little more.

2) Sermonise a little more, but enhance yr credibility by learning how to compose text.

3) Hunt down and bury alive every non-member Demon in existence.

4) Run around in circles, periodically bashing yr head against walls.

5) Be ashamed on behalf of all non-member Demons, and indulge a penchant for self-flagellation.

6) SFA.

7) Devise something constructive to say.

ok genius! u obviously know your a loser and your just showing the rest of us how you suceed at it. Go buy a membership even if it is just a cheap one.

[Red and Blue Bloke 20]

Silver Member, bought membership for two years when living in London.

I do not bother talking footy with people who are not members of the clubs they 'support'.

[Keepin up with the Joneses 48]

Silver Member, bought membership for two years when living in London.

I do not bother talking footy with people who are not members of the clubs they 'support'.

Here here

Gold Member, 13 years, first thing I brought as soon as I had money as a 15 year old.

The cat is also a crazy Melbourne supporter and Member.

We talk football ALLL the time.

[Dee Fan 3,247]

Family have 5 Chairmans Club Memberships plus I join my Brother who supports Carlton my Son who lives in Townsville his wife, another two of my son's wives. We have quite a few spares.

[mfc4ever 0]

Hey everyone

I have finally signed up to demonland after being a visitor 4 way 2 long!! I am a proud and passionate member of the MFC and will be till the day i die! I have trying to sign my sister up as i write this post. She is a bit stubborn thou, i think ill just do it 4 her!

[Eastie Boyz 0]

ok genius! u obviously know your a loser and your just showing the rest of us how you suceed at it. Go buy a membership even if it is just a cheap one.

I have a MFC membership.

M just doesn't stand for Melbourne

[westerndemon_daz 21]

6 yr country member (wa)

[jikajika 0]

ok genius! u obviously know your a loser and your just showing the rest of us how you suceed at it. Go buy a membership even if it is just a cheap one.

Oooo, option 1!

Not as effective as option 2, but less craven than option 6.

Hmm, be a loser, and go buy a cheap membership.....

That's yr suggestion?

Weeeelll, Bruce Almighty, clearly you've thrashed yr brains purple over this one.

How about this for a counter-offer:

I, like every other member and non-member visitor to this site, will do whatever the hell I like whenever I the hell I want, and there's not a damned thing you can do about it.

Think carefully over that one for a spell, then consider this suggestion:

Instead of telling people over whom you have absolutely no influence that they should be ashamed of themselves, why don't you ask them why they haven't bought memberships?

You know, the old 'get something constructive out of engaging in dialogue' shtick?

Maybe you'll even convince somebody to buy a membership.

Nah, just kidding.

I'm sure yr method works much better. Bet those 13 people who voted 'no' have raced out and bought memberships already.

Anything to avoid being called a loser by Bruce Almighty!