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My 3 word player analysis V Essendon

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Gawn - only shining light

K Pickett - few magical moments

Lever - slow and uncertain

Langford - rarely looked interested

Turner - our best defender

Steele - prolific without dominating

McDonald - cumbersome and ineffective

Windsor - overrated and underperforming

Sharp - disappeared second half

Sparrow - limited and loose

Culley - Casey level footballer

Mihocek - old man performance

Melksham - occasion to forget

Petty - better second half

Fritsch - hair wasn’t gelled

Chandler - had little involvement

vanRooyen - must be dropped

Howes - generally effective game

L Pickett - far from ready

Lindsay - some mindless disposals

Langdon - career at crossroads

Tholstrup - reverted to schoolboy

Today’s team - looked painfully slow

 
4 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - only shining light

K Pickett - few magical moments

Lever - slow and uncertain

Langford - rarely looked interested

Turner - our best defender

Steele - prolific without dominating

McDonald - cumbersome and ineffective

Windsor - overrated and underperforming

Sharp - disappeared second half

Sparrow - limited and loose

Culley - Casey level footballer

Mihocek - old man performance

Melksham - occasion to forget

Petty - better second half

Fritsch - hair wasn’t gelled

Chandler - had little involvement

vanRooyen - must be dropped

Howes - generally effective game

L Pickett - far from ready

Lindsay - some mindless disposals

Langdon - career at crossroads

Tholstrup - reverted to schoolboy

Today’s team - looked painfully slow

Cement in their boots and clearly underestimated their opponents. I think a lot should have a very good look at themselves. Couldn’t be worse really.

Extremely reminiscent of Melb V Kangaroos of 2024 or 2025, whichever we lost by a boat load.

 

MFC - Absolutely [censored] ****house

 

Didn’t turn up.


Bottom 4 effort.

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Spelling errot

Langford has so much work to do as an AFL footballer. Some of his field kicking rarely hits hits a teammate on the chest and his running just isn't at the level.

50 minutes ago, Big Gun said:

Lyon - please shut up

I agree what was his agenda ,the commentary today ? I wonder if they have to talk up the so called big AFL clubs .


Third Quarter Clearances?

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Gawn - tireless

K Pickett - inspiring

Lever - hesitant

Langford - unfit

Turner - determined

Steele - relentless

McDonald - immobile

Windsor - underperforming

Sharp - limited

Sparrow - uninvolved

Culley - Casey

Mihocek - invalid

Melksham - uninvolved

Petty - usefulish

Fritsch - irrelevant

Chandler - limited

vanRooyen - contradiction

Howes - reliable

L Pickett - powerless

Lindsay - meh

Langdon - wasted

Tholstrup - schoolboy

8 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - tireless

K Pickett - inspiring

Lever - hesitant

Langford - unfit

Turner - determined

Steele - relentless

McDonald - immobile

Windsor - underperforming

Sharp - limited

Sparrow - uninvolved

Culley - Casey

Mihocek - invalid

Melksham - uninvolved

Petty - usefulish

Fritsch - irrelevant

Chandler - limited

vanRooyen - contradiction

Howes - reliable

L Pickett - powerless

Lindsay - meh

Langdon - wasted

Tholstrup - schoolboy

The lack of swear words is very well done. I would have said 💩 for most.


 

Overall Vibe - 2006 vs Carlton

(look up both games, then look at the ladder, then rage)

Littler Goffy - Late withdrawal (naptime)

Worth noting that Littler Goffy remains undefeated with a ~90% win-loss even in quarters watched.

Unfortunately for the club, we took him to the pool this morning and he then slept the whole way through the game.

So that is Fremantle, Essendon, 1st half vs Carlton, and first quarter vs St Kilda that he has missed.

If the club would like to get in contact about a position for Tiny Goffy on the coaching panel, as his manager I can be contacted via direct message here on Demonland.

MFC - anybody out there?

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