Zero media leaks about controversial off-field shiite from the Club

My prediction is that by round 10 Tommy Matthews will have cemented his spot in the side.

10 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Zero media leaks about controversial off-field shiite from the Club

Even more outlandish would be "Zero media leaks about controversial shiite from with the AFL Commission""

17 hours ago, Dee Viney Intervention said:

I will not make a deposit in the swear jar when we play Collingwood this year

Surely your swear jar has bought itself a mansion on the coast by now, has moved out and is blocking your calls.

15 hours ago, Demonised said:

Patrick Cripps returns a Brownlow, saying he really deserved to be suspended.

...after Maynard hands back the premiership medal that was handed to him.

Shameless widespread acceptance of, and interest in, the Wildcard Game when we're mired in mid-table mediocrity late in the season*

* I'll fall for it too.

On 02/03/2026 at 17:12, DubDee said:

A poster admits they were wrong on Demonland after a heated debate

...like Kade Chandler being named in our Rd 1 side ahead of Jeffo.

Here's your chance @picket fence

3 goals in 6 quarters of footy isn't a bad return for a small forward.

P.S. I know the Rd 1 side hasn't technically been announced yet, but Chandler would need to be around at Friita's place helping out with the dogs for it not to happen (please let me not have just put a jynx on him 😖)

Edited March 4Mar 4 by Rodney (Balls) Grinter

43 minutes ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

...like Kade Chandler being named in our Rd 1 side ahead of Jeffo.

Here's your chance @picket fence

3 goals in 6 quarters of footy isn't a bad return for a small forward.

P.S. I know the Rd 1 side hasn't technically been announced yet, but Chandler would need to be around at Friita's place helping out with the dogs for it not to happen (please let me not have just put a jynx on him 😖)

Jeffo is injured, your logic is therefore flawed, also, you cannot compare a small to a tall.

1 hour ago, Supermercado said:

Shameless widespread acceptance of, and interest in, the Wildcard Game when we're mired in mid-table mediocrity late in the season*

* I'll fall for it too.

And my late addition: "The AFL and Channel 7 admit that Thursday night football isn't popular."

Jake Melksham makes up with Steven May and in a terrible twist gets bitten by Mays dog.

13 hours ago, jnrmac said:

My prediction is that by round 10 Tommy Matthews will have cemented his spot in the side.

I second this!

6 hours ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

And my late addition: "The AFL and Channel 7 admit that Thursday night football isn't popular."

I like it. Footy on more days is good for me!!

Jia Culley will deliver on the outstanding pre-season he's had and surpass the on-field impact and player ratings of Brand Petracca.

The AFL changed the centre bounce rule because the ruck clash would look far more spectacular.

I predict that by Round 1 the AFL will force FOX/7/Kayo to actually show the ball up properly in full screen every time. They often show full screen repeats of players celebrating etc with the ball up only in a small box at the bottom right. And sometimes they even miss that.

And to be totally outrageous, I predict they will show the positioning of players before the ball up for more than a microsecond.

Edited March 5Mar 5 by sue

On 02/03/2026 at 18:19, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Maynard is retrospectively suspended, and we receive a full refund from the AFL, Angus is appointed Head of Commission.

Maynard is a hypocrite, and he should play for the Hypocrites at Hawthorn

No Melbourne team in the top 8.

Just now, Mgdee said:

No Melbourne team in the top 8.

Port and Eagles won't make it. Brisbane, gc, syd gws freo and Adelaide all could for sure

You're such a handsome hound
You'll wind up in the pound
All you can say is bow-wow-wow
You're in the doghouse now

It was a grand old flag
Yes, it was swell
But you bit the hand
That fed you so well

Bayley Fritisch to front the Soggy Bottom Boys out Coldstream way if his mit fails to come up round one

Edited March 8Mar 8 by Tarax Club
end of a 'dynasty' edit

Nathen Buckley is marooned by NASA for no apparent reason on Mars. Can't wait for the podcast.