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8 minutes ago, adonski said:

Do we want someone with weak character at the club like Humphrey who is letting his friends do his bidding on social media?

Maybe we are trading Trac for Trac?

To be fair some of Kozzy’s family were writing stuff on socials.

Was more of ‘ My nephew is coming home ‘ and ‘ He will be at Freo next year ‘

But still , it didn’t help with the noise of things.

 
5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Easy guys we don’t want Tom Morris et al to see us fighting amongst ourselves.

Hey Tom

eat shit GIF

 
54 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I have 2 prepared statements depending on how this trade goes:

  1. We get BH:- I knew we would have the balls to make this trade happen!

  2. We don't get BH: - I used to have a girlfriend like @Demon Forever - tempting me, promising me the world, but I was never able to get past first base. I haven't learned since those early days - still getting sucked in. He should be banned!

Ok. You can have a kiss on the cheek. Haha

All jokes aside, nominate and it will happen. Don't, everyone knows where from there

44 minutes ago, adonski said:

Do we want someone with weak character at the club like Humphrey who is letting his friends do his bidding on social media?

Maybe we are trading Trac for Trac?

Trac for Trac and a swap of 4th round picks might get that over the line?


3 hours ago, picket fence said:

If I was at breaking piont with the Clarry fiasco, then unless this club plays hardball and demands B.H for Tracc then I'm done, as this club are NOT serious about being succesful.

🎵I am leaving I am leaving but the fighter still remains🎵

1 hour ago, Demonland said:

This one is interesting too IMG_3272.jpeg

Is this the same Jordan McMahon that kicked the goal after the siren in THAT game?

How is he connected to BH? A quick google shoes that he's an agent... a real estate agent!

 
53 minutes ago, adonski said:

Do we want someone with weak character at the club like Humphrey who is letting his friends do his bidding on social media?

Maybe we are trading Trac for Trac?

You mean he told a few people his opinion and then these [censored] posted stuff online? Honestly do we really know what happened?

2 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

🎵I am leaving I am leaving but the fighter still remains🎵

My father used to tell me never issue a threat unless you are 100% commited to follow through with it. Over the last 65 years there have been many many times I felt like saying I am over this club and walk. However there was that little 0.5% that reminded me I would come back and hear I am.

Edited by old dee


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9 minutes ago, deelusions from afar said:

Is this the same Jordan McMahon that kicked the goal after the siren in THAT game?

How is he connected to BH? A quick google shoes that he's an agent... a real estate agent!

No.

25 minutes ago, biggestred said:

Hey Tom, no one likes you and you should feel bad

This is saying something isn't he...the guy barracks for the Dees and still all Dees fans don't like him at all.

Contrast that to Gary Lyon, what a bloody legend!

3 hours ago, picket fence said:

If I was at breaking piont with the Clarry fiasco, then unless this club plays hardball and demands B.H for Tracc then I'm done, as this club are NOT serious about being succesful.

PF are you 100% commited to that statement? Second if we used your suggested methods we would end up with nothing re the X Essendon [censored] who just got everyone's back up and largely got very little for the bombers. It's a give and take affair. Also we told Oliver to look around so he holds the moral hi ground. On the last day it will be who blinks first. GWS would like him if the cost is reasonable if it is not we are left with a guy who cannot come back and will use mental problems ( he has history on his side) and we will have to pay him a $million for zero return.

1 hour ago, Very Jaded said:

Trac’s manager is a noob with zero other clients and nobody to impress beyond Trac

Has she finally attained her AFL player agent accreditation yet?

12 hours ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

Do you think a Collingwood, Hawthorn or Brisbane would roll over on a deal for a generational player with 4 years to run on a deal?

So... is the Suns giving up Bailey Humphrey for a 30 year old on double the salary included in that?

Any moment now you're going to be demanding Humphrey for Oliver.


4 hours ago, Demongirl35 said:

Insta update….

One of his best mates

IMG_6973.jpeg

Well, now we need an 'oooooooh' reaction, or at least a popcorn reaction.

Plus, Jordan McMahon doing us a solid. He clearly appreciated that we named an entire draft and trading year after him.

4 hours ago, Demongirl35 said:

Insta update….

One of his best mates

IMG_6973.jpeg

Come on, Jordy. Get him over the line. 🤣

Edited by Adam The God

1 hour ago, qarocks said:

i think we can all agree that geelong are very successful, and have the "standards and culture" to continually achieve that.

what if the way to become successful was to gut the place and start over?
what if your version of success doesnt align with SK version?

If by standards and culture you mean farms, then yes I agree with you.

If he wants to come home so badly that even his friends are going in to bat for him on socials, why doesn’t he formally request a trade already?

This is the best opportunity to get home that he’ll have until his contract is up - are we really so unappealing that he’d rather stay miserable at the Suns? 🤣

Come on Bailey!


47 minutes ago, old dee said:

My father used to tell me never issue a threat unless you are 100% commited to follow through with it. Over the last 65 years there have been many many times I felt like saying I am over this club and walk. However there was that little 0.5% that reminded me I would come back and hear I am.

100% OD. Imagine if us nuffies on Demonland were negotiating trades 😅, after one season clubs would either refuse to negotiate with us or not take our position seriously.

4 minutes ago, demoncat said:

If he wants to come home so badly that even his friends are going in to bat for him on socials, why doesn’t he formally request a trade already?

This is the best opportunity to get home that he’ll have until his contract is up - are we really so unappealing that he’d rather stay miserable at the Suns? 🤣

Come on Bailey!

For all we know he already has but it has been kept between us and the Suns until the trade is agreed to. Both clubs might be 80% settled on a deal but it makes everyone look bad if the trade is requested and the deal doesn't get done.

 
2 hours ago, Demonland said:

This one is interesting too IMG_3272.jpeg

Hence CACs comment earlier in the week when asked whether Humphrey had requested a trade: "not in so many words".

In other words, he hasn't pushed it hard enough since.

completely up to bailey and his manager now

we'll just have to wait and see


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