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Bailey Humphrey

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6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

It's putting my kids through college.

Thanks @Demon Forever

Barber or clown?

6 minutes ago, Mickey said:

Tim Lamb and Craig Cameron chatting in the Trade Feed. Trac deal incoming

Here comes Michaeloakes

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Enjoyed the excitement, but alas. if Bailey puts in a request formally next year I would think us getting Trac to them (as well as having trade capital next year) that we will be in a good spot to open talks. In my mind, Casey to Moe drive is a factor. Already putting out feelers for bbqs next October.

Go dees!

Imagine the Trac deal gets done before Oliver lmao


1 hour ago, Dr. Mubutu said:

I won't believe it until @Ethan Tremblay confirms

Yep, not sure either. But can confirm that I knew yesterday that we’d trade Brand Petracca for three x first rounders. #HowdoesETdoit. #ETthetradewhisperer

I still have a funny feeling this might happen. Have we actually seen any signed paperwork yet?

In all seriousness, I'm looking forward to Trac putting in a good word for his former employer now that he and Humphrey are teammates. I daresay it won't help our cause for Hump 2026.

 
3 minutes ago, Mike said:

I still have a funny feeling this might happen. Have we actually seen any signed paperwork yet?

In all seriousness, I'm looking forward to Trac putting in a good word for his former employer now that he and Humphrey are teammates. I daresay it won't help our cause for Hump 2026.

Might very well be the last nail in the coffin for that particular dream


GC walking out of marvel. Suggest they're done

THERE IS STILL TIME!

52 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

Does anyone have a photo of Bailey from that medical today? Now would be a good time to share that 😂

28 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

clearly the kids will 😁

Please forgive the Freo outfit…


It's been a blast y'all!

See you all again in 12 months time.

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Well, we have two first rounders next year as it stands to woo old mate and the Suns.

Edited by Adam The God

 

Ok let’s go … 2026 trade period

Bailey Humphrey to the Dees

Suns get 2 x 2026 1st rounders (MFC 1st round AND Suns 1st round) 🤣🤣🤣

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