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mason cox and dayne zorko going at it

can't decide who is the bigger ahole

 

When the cookers talk about too much immigration I look at Mason Cox and think they might have a case


Pendlebury subbed out!

hAHAHAH, great kick howe you [censored].

 

Pendlebury subbed out already. Despite that, today’s another game under his belt. He’ll break Boomer’s games played record by hook or by crook.


Very pleased to be on Magnetic Island with a bunch of parochial Queenslanders...

I don’t think I’m emotionally stable enough to watch a Collingwood win

It takes about two seconds into any Collingwood game to remember how stupid and irritating Collingwood supporters are. They have no idea of the rules.


I want to see Maynard crying before the night is out.

Every time I see bogan balls Maynard I want to spew, such a fake tough guy


It's weird how much of a victim complex collingwood fans have, don't think theres ever been a valid free against a collingwood player in their eyes.

Just now, deegirl said:

Every time I see bogan balls Maynard I want to spew, such a fake tough guy

Faux-tough with his stupid faux-hawk.

 
8 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Dumb by zorko then. Made it to obvious

Cox staged it

1 minute ago, deegirl said:

Every time I see bogan balls Maynard I want to spew, such a fake tough guy

My husband says he acts like he looks- inbred


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