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I'm on Brisbane then the Taliban.


The Storm prelim final is set for Friday night before the GF. Smart marketing by the NRL but fans of other teams are complaining that because the other prelim will be played on Sunday it's 9 days rest v 7 days.

Storm really doesn't get the media coverage in Melbourne that it deserves. Strange given that the Age, 3AW and Ch 9 all have the same owner

 
21 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

The Storm prelim final is set for Friday night before the GF. Smart marketing by the NRL but fans of other teams are complaining that because the other prelim will be played on Sunday it's 9 days rest v 7 days.

Storm really doesn't get the media coverage in Melbourne that it deserves. Strange given that the Age, 3AW and Ch 9 all have the same owner

10 preliminary finals in the past 11 years - that's just extraordinary in an environment where almost every Storm player is recruited from outside Victoria.

7 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

The Storm prelim final is set for Friday night before the GF. Smart marketing by the NRL but fans of other teams are complaining that because the other prelim will be played on Sunday it's 9 days rest v 7 days.

Storm really doesn't get the media coverage in Melbourne that it deserves. Strange given that the Age, 3AW and Ch 9 all have the same owner

ninefax knows who butters their bread in vic, and it's not the nsw-based nrl run by horseman


Filth, Puddy tatts & poos/wees in last 4. Could hardly be worse.

I'm an MCC member but won't go to either match this weekend. And if the filth make the GF, I won't go to that either.

I can't see Brisbane winning again this year with their injury woes.

I've pretty much lost interest in the season. Which reminds me ... I need to cancel Kayo.

Can't wait for the Lions to dominate against the Pies and for the Pies to somehow pull it out their [censored]

Such as disappointing bunch of prelims as ive ever seen. Arrogant hawks vs vanilla cats. Awful pies vs broken lions. Dont really give a rats. Bring on trade weeks!

On 15/09/2025 at 08:10, Demonland said:

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The fact we’re not there deeply disturbs me but they are likely to be cracking games of AFL

On 16/09/2025 at 19:00, whatwhat say what said:

ninefax knows who butters their bread in vic, and it's not the nsw-based nrl run by horseman

I love that you call it ninefax

The guys at macrobusiness call it Domainfax (although earlier called it Costellofax before the airport brouhaha 🤣)


I'm sorry but I'm hoping for a hawks v lions gf.

Look at it this way. If it is then next week we won't have to hear about Collingwood or Bailey smith in a gf. And Chris Scott can ship off to.

18 hours ago, dees189227 said:

I'm sorry but I'm hoping for a hawks v lions gf.

Look at it this way. If it is then next week we won't have to hear about Collingwood or Bailey smith in a gf. And Chris Scott can ship off to.

Agree.

On 18/09/2025 at 11:06, dees189227 said:

I'm sorry but I'm hoping for a hawks v lions gf.

Look at it this way. If it is then next week we won't have to hear about Collingwood or Bailey smith in a gf.

We all want Collingwood to lose, but I can't agree with you about tonight's game.

I'm hoping that Geelong knock over the smug, cocky Hawks so I can spit on their grave. Hawk Tuah!!

Exhibit A: J. Ginnivan

Exhibit B: N. Watson

Hey guys/gals,

I am catching up with a friend tonight to watch the footy at a pub. I live north of the city, he lives south. What would be a good pub - CBD or Richmond - to watch the match?

Thanks in advance.

Currently in the city & so jealous seeing all the cats & hawks fans on the other hand with us not making finals there's no nervous tension.

The irony is I'm going tonight & am actually looking forward to watching as a neutral


1 hour ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

What would be a good pub - CBD or Richmond - to watch the match?

The Royal Hotel in Punt Road was always a good spot to keep abreast of events across the road at the MCG.

1 hour ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

Hey guys/gals,

I am catching up with a friend tonight to watch the footy at a pub. I live north of the city, he lives south. What would be a good pub - CBD or Richmond - to watch the match?

Thanks in advance.

Isn't there a sporting globe in Richmond?

I will watching Better Homes and Gardens with the Mrs tonight as I still dont know which team I hate more.

 
1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

I will watching Better Homes and Gardens with the Mrs tonight as I still dont know which team I hate more.

That would be the block, where you are meant to hate all the teams whilst they work on home and garden….


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