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13 hours ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

OMG the commentators constantly fawning over Daicos is making me sick

13 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

It’s absolutely wild.

Anima projections — a form of unintegrated anima or an unconscious union. And I'm not even joking.

 
4 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Putting my Collingwood hating glasses away, De Goey’s not getting suspended for that I’m afraid.

The force doesn’t warrant a suspension and we’d be all screaming blue murder if one of our players got rubbed out for the same incident.

Sure, but the rules are the rules (or are they?)

We've seen numerous players get rubbed out for seemingly innocuous bumps that have ended up with contact to the head area

But the AFL is corrupt as is the MRO so De Goey will probably get off scott-free

I'm really looking forward to the next 3 finals.

But I reckon freo are going to win well against gold coast. It will be interesting to see how they go with their 1st finals. I mean they crumbled against Port to get a top 4 spot

 

If the Cats win tonight i’m packing it in and moving to Iceland


18 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Crows were in the 2017 Grand Final. 👍🏻 8 years ago !!

Ahhh.... the Crows’ grand final “power stance”! A very funny moment in history of the sport -depending on the lens you have.

Same crew behind that Adelaide camp saga. Honestly, it was less psychology, more “discount men’s retreat with bonus chanting.”

Footy clubs get dazzled by hype all the time. The problem isn’t intent — it’s mistaking gimmicks for substance. A power pose might look tough, or 'conected' in theory, but it looked like Year 9 drama class warming up.

Anyway good to see they have moved on last night...

power stance.jpeg

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7 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Anima projections — a form of unintegrated anima or an unconscious union. And I'm not even joking.

BT froths over Daicos like he’s watching Swan Lake because it’s not really about Nick — it’s anima projection as you said. He’s just spraying his own unmet need for beauty and creativity all over the commentary box. Daicos is the canvas, BT’s mid/late life psyche is the paint.

And I’m not even joking.

Prediction time:

Dangerfield to be taken out by a .50 cal in the first 10 minutes of the game but will come back in three minutes later and have 34 touches and kick 3.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

Why cant Geelong just go away and die.

Edited by Jibroni

bad miss jeremy cameron

and then lions gift it straight back for the easy cameron conversion

bad play lions


1 minute ago, Jibroni said:

Why cant Geelong just go away and die for 10 years.

I’ve been voodoo dolling the [censored] out of that club for generations. They refuse to die tho

dead to me shut up GIF

I hope Fagan has a Plan B because Plan A is looking dodgy.

Edited by Jibroni


Ugh someone needs to take out Cameron.

Make it look like an accident

6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Jack Martin still plays AFL? I honestly thought he was done a couple of years ago.

Geelong magically resurrected him from the dead.

I swear that club makes me so angry with their endless ability to succeed at everything.

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Geelong magically resurrected him from the dead.

I swear that club makes me so angry with their endless ability to succeed at everything.

[censored] nerds.


Gee Brisbane's pressure is way off. Cats applying great pressure, Brisbane hardly any. Even competing softly in marking contests. Lucky not to be 5 goals down.

How old is Charlie Cameron? His drop off has been rapid

 

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