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NON-MFC: Finals Week 01

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Just out for lunch on the equator having a Sarawak laksa. A crow swooped down and knocked a bowl off the hawker stand.

Definitely an omen

Lunch was $10 for two including some kolo mee and drinks.

Won't mention the temperature

Go Crows

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    26 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Just out for lunch on the equator having a Sarawak laksa. A crow swooped down and knocked a bowl off the hawker stand.

    Definitely an omen

    Lunch was $10 for two including some kolo mee and drinks.

    Won't mention the temperature

    Go Crows

    [censored] mee that’s cheap!

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    Go Crows

    Thilthorpe to run through Maynard

    please

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    Cox only in to hurt someone

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    Crows very fumbly early. .

    Walker choking in another final??

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    Are the crowd booing Quaynor? 🤦‍♂️

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    1 minute ago, monoccular said:

    Crows very fumbly early. .

    Walker choking in another final??

    That aged all of 2 minutes

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    2 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Are the crowd booing Quaynor? 🤦‍♂️

    They’re booing everyone and everything.

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    Jed Bews dropped

    Mitch Lewis also dropped

    Despite injuries i’d enquire re Lewis

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    Not watching, but could hear the game through the speakers at the bar, but I stand with Rankine and the Crows.

    What’s said on the field should stay on the field. Quaynor and Maynard were the ones crying to Collingwood, hence Collingwood crying to the media and the AFL.

    Games lost. Heat of the moment is now gone sadly.

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    15 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Are the crowd booing Quaynor? 🤦‍♂️

    The combined IQ of the crowd is running into the negatives

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    12 minutes ago, deegirl said:

    Are the crowd booing Quaynor? 🤦‍♂️

    Seems they are. Maybe they have another reason for it but if it’s because their player attracted a four-week suspension for breaching a rule, they’re booing the wrong person. The blame is fairly and squarely on Rankine.

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    Not watching, but could hear the game through the speakers at the bar, but I stand with Rankine and the Crows.

    What’s said on the field should stay on the field. Quaynor and Maynard were the ones crying to Collingwood, hence Collingwood crying to the media and the AFL.

    Games lost. Heat of the moment is now gone sadly.

    I reckon you should give up on the footy too. If this kind of stuff annoys you the future is going to be much, much harder for you.

    👋

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    3 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    Not watching, but could hear the game through the speakers at the bar, but I stand with Rankine and the Crows.

    What’s said on the field should stay on the field. Quaynor and Maynard were the ones crying to Collingwood, hence Collingwood crying to the media and the AFL.

    Games lost. Heat of the moment is now gone sadly.

    Please stop with this 'heat of the moment' [censored]. There were hundreds of other names he could have used and he would be playing tonight.

    A homophic slur should never be acceptable, provoked or unprovoked.

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    13 minutes ago, VNightCityLegend said:

    I stand with Rankine

    Who said dinsoaurs were extinct? Off to the 'ignore' list for ye.

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    Adelaide need to calm down they’re panicking and their lack of experience is showing

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