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6 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

$1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

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9 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

$1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

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9 hours ago, Roost it far said:

I’m calling bull💩

It’s clearly a possibility now.

Humphrey who said he was staying a while ago was a little sheepish when interviewed and said his Manager might have heard something.

If we can convince both boys to play together for their former Coach in our now plenty of room midfield, this deal could well happen.

Edited by Redleg

 
3 hours ago, hardtack said:

I trust that you are aware of the penalties that can be meted out in the event that it turns out that this rumour has no external source, but was just [censored] that you made up. I would list them here, but I doubt that this site has an MA18+ rating.

My wrath awaits him.....

22 hours ago, SPC said:

Not a rumour, but not sure where to drop this. Would love to see Melbourne back investing into Irish talent and seeing what can be uncovered.

Led the way in this area back in the day. Not sure why we gave up this pathway


Melbourne give: Petracca, Oliver, Pick 24.

Melbourne get: Humphrey, Flanders

Gold Coast give: Humphrey, Flanders

Gold Coast get: Petracca, Pick 12

GWS give: Pick 12

GWS get: Oliver, Pick 24

Something like this possibly? We have said we want players, not picks. I think we are also looking to dump salary, so we need to give some incentive to other clubs to let us do this. Oliver's destination may be Adelaide rather than GWS, in which case Pick 12 becomes Pick 14. Pretty much same deal though.

This gives our midfield a complete revamp. Two fresh faces that have been under King before. I could stomach this if we had to lose Petracca and Oliver.

Edited by mfcrox

11 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

$1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

You’ll be the toast of demonland if this eventuates @demonforever

11 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

$1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

I wish!

 

The task for us is to get both Suns to commit to us.

The deal will follow.

4 hours ago, hardtack said:

I trust that you are aware of the penalties that can be meted out in the event that it turns out that this rumour has no external source, but was just [censored] that you made up. I would list them here, but I doubt that this site has an MA18+ rating.

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

My wrath awaits him.....

Oooh, tough guys!

It's a rumours thread ...

Edited by old55


3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The task for us is to get both Suns to commit to us.

The deal will follow.

More importantly trac to commit to GC which is why mfc have been pushing trac to choose them. If he doesn't it makes it impossible

On 01/10/2025 at 18:20, Jaded No More said:

Geelong related.

And it is a goddamn disgrace how frequently rape cases go unpunished.

Mind you the other one involved has been blasted all over the paper down here, it's a disgrace how much geelong footballers get away with down here.

6 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

More importantly trac to commit to GC which is why mfc have been pushing trac to choose them. If he doesn't it makes it impossible

Looks like Crows not able to meet our asking price so fingers crossed Hardwick can persuade him to join the Suns

8 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

More importantly trac to commit to GC which is why mfc have been pushing trac to choose them. If he doesn't it makes it impossible

Tracc has just chosen the Suns.

1st piece of the puzzle has fallen in place.

5 hours ago, hardtack said:

I trust that you are aware of the penalties that can be meted out in the event that it turns out that this rumour has no external source, but was just [censored] that you made up. I would list them here, but I doubt that this site has an MA18+ rating.

Say what you want. I don't come on here often and only post want has been told to me. Im not a constant runour mill guy, but with comments like this I will just keep this stuff to myself. I will not give my sources as that's just not right and helps no one. You are a grown man or woman, make up your own mind up and most importantly grow up.


8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Tracc has just chosen the Suns.

1st piece of the puzzle has fallen in place.

How? Throught Twitter?

17 minutes ago, old55 said:

Oooh, tough guys!

It's a rumours thread ...

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2 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Say what you want. I don't come on here often and only post want has been told to me. Im not a constant runour mill guy, but with comments like this I will just keep this stuff to myself. I will not give my sources as that's just not right and helps no one. You are a grown man or woman, make up your own mind up and most importantly grow up.

You tell him DF

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2 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Say what you want. I don't come on here often and only post want has been told to me. Im not a constant runour mill guy, but with comments like this I will just keep this stuff to myself. I will not give my sources as that's just not right and helps no one. You are a grown man or woman, make up your own mind up and most importantly grow up.

Keep posting mate, don’t worry about the naysayers. Most of us are interested and understand that not all rumours come to fruition

2 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Say what you want. I don't come on here often and only post want has been told to me. Im not a constant runour mill guy, but with comments like this I will just keep this stuff to myself. I will not give my sources as that's just not right and helps no one. You are a grown man or woman, make up your own mind up and most importantly grow up.

keep the rumours coming @demonforever . Don't mind what other posters say (and i don;t think @hardtack was being serious by the way)


9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Tracc has just chosen the Suns.

1st piece of the puzzle has fallen in place.

How will he cope without that long drive out to Crannie and training in the rain sleet and icy wind though. Suffer in the surf Tracc.

5 minutes ago, Demon Forever said:

Say what you want. I don't come on here often and only post want has been told to me. Im not a constant runour mill guy, but with comments like this I will just keep this stuff to myself. I will not give my sources as that's just not right and helps no one. You are a grown man or woman, make up your own mind up and most importantly grow up.

Na keep posting, I love this stuff

8 minutes ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

How? Throught Twitter?

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1 minute ago, BDA said:

keep the rumours coming @demonforever . Don't mind what other posters say (and i don;t think @hardtack was being serious by the way)

I k own it wasn't being serious, but then again I'm not on here all the time and only see a name so I am not to know any better.

I know you guys read and scroll through a lot of innuendo but trust me, this is on the money. Club is also aware of who the mole is in the club also and this is being dealt with next week. A sacking will occur shortly but won't be made out to be a sacking to protect the person's future involvement at club land

11 hours ago, Demon Forever said:

My mail Bailey Humphrey and sam Flanders to don the red and the blue next year to replace trac and oliver. $700k salary to be paid by the dees for oliver and trac salary to be completely absorbed by the suns. Apparent meeting this weekend bailey and dees staff.

$1m for Flanders and $1m for Bailey

Effectively saving $700k from oliver and trac which is why we are willing to pay a club $700k to take oliver

Get the [censored] out of town.


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