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Haha

So [censored] predictable.

This was as scripted as soon as the teams were released last night.

 

Incredibly disappointed that we dropped Jefferson. Petty could have played down back instead of May.

We are supposed to be finding new ways to win but we keep playing the same players in the same roles.

 

Absolutely pathetic and so predictable. Why would anyone who isn't one of Goodwin's chosen few want to be at this club?

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Incredibly disappointed that we dropped Jefferson. Petty could have played down back instead of May.

We are supposed to be finding new ways to win but we keep playing the same players in the same roles.

Goody’s still try to save his job by the looks of it

Replacing B graders with B graders


5 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

You know we've fallen to pretty deep depths of despair when most supporters are confidently predicting a St Kilda win.

🤔 interesting. You do realise there are Dees fans other than those on Demonland, right?

Besides, how deep are these depths of despair about which you speak? Coz the supporters to whom you refer likely predict oppo wins every week.

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Jesus [censored] Christ

No selection integrity at all

Johnson, Kentfield, Culley and Laurie have played much better games in the VFL than either Spargo or Petty

It’s just so so so predictable

 
Just now, demoncat said:

Jesus [censored] Christ

No selection integrity at all

Johnson, Kentfield, Culley and Laurie have played much better games in the VFL than either Spargo or Petty

It’s just so so so predictable

Fully on the sack Goodwin bandwagon now by the way, because we’re in for another 12 months of this [censored] if he isn’t gone by seasons end


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3 minutes ago, demoncat said:

Fully on the sack Goodwin bandwagon now by the way, because we’re in for another 12 months of this [censored] if he isn’t gone by seasons end

I feel physically ill at the thought of this for another 12 months.

what an embarrassing team selection this is. does goody ever want to change anything up. season has been over since round 5. let’s try some young guys that have performed every game in the vfl yea? or not f. ng joke

this will be the first game since 2019 that i won’t be watching

12 minutes ago, ijustwannaseeaflag said:

So, to the posters complaining about dropping Jefferson for Petty, what if Petty plays back and Turner goes forward?

I’d be even angrier given Disco has been fantastic down back and is getting good continuity

And if we wanted to replace Disco down back we should debut Adams!

Honestly 2025 can’t end soon enough


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

I’d be even angrier given Disco has been fantastic down back and is getting good continuity

And if we wanted to replace Disco down back we should debut Adams!

Honestly 2025 can’t end soon enough

Don’t worry Jaded there will be plenty more where that came from in 2026

There were multiple viable combinations, and we picked none of them.

How to make me have even less interest in this game.

Classic Goodwin, let’s go back to same old players who have done nothing all year on our way to bottom 4.

He is desperate to get two more wins and try and make this ****show look “better”

I’m interested to hear what the optimistic dees supporters think about this selection?

We are once again going back to the well on a formula that hasn’t worked since 2021

So who's going to marvel on Sunday?

I'll be there, but gee it could be a dull game. See what plans Ross has for us this time.

At least there's no dan butler.

Need kozzie to fire this timeto


47 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

Dropping Jefferson for Petty is just classic.

CLASSIC BLOODY [censored], GOODWIN IS A JOKE! what did "The Heartbreaker" do last week at Casey??? SPARGO ??? lets all join in the chorus and laud his great goal kicking performances over his ever so lucky 90 odd games [censored] 🤮🤮🤮 It also means coz Jeffo is emergency, he misses out at Casey as well. Yep great player management Duffus!

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Bringing Petty in for kicking 2 goals is going back to the well and coaching for your job.

Same as bringing Spargo back in. Can’t wait for his 6 kicks at 90% DE.

 
1 minute ago, picket fence said:

CLASSIC BLOODY [censored], GOODWIN IS A JOKE! what did "The Heartbreaker" do last week at Casey??? SPARGO ??? lets all join in the chorus and laud his great goal kicking performances over his ever so lucky 90 odd games [censored] 🤮🤮🤮 It also means coz Jeffo is emergency, he misses out at Casey as well. Yep great player management Duffus!

Someone will miss two weeks in a row because Casey have a bye next week..

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37 minutes ago, demoncat said:

Fully on the sack Goodwin bandwagon now by the way, because we’re in for another 12 months of this [censored] if he isn’t gone by seasons end

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