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Kosi is single-handedly keeping me from burning my eyes out with acid

Edited by Jaded No More

 
6 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Mute in the media

For ages

But especially for Gus

So true. Will not hear anything at sll

 
1 minute ago, Lord Travis said:

It was a routine win against a 17th placed team that's been bottom four for over half a decade... It was in no way impressive.

They were my thoughts, a lot of people pumped it up here though. Might have just been starving for a win.


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Kosi is single-handedly keeping me from bringing my eyes out with acid

He's the only reason to watch this team. He's absolutely unreal!

Just now, Travy14 said:

Ffs, we are dominating. They will go down and score nLu

Extend his contract!!!

 

Yesssss jefffo we all want to get on your plane!

Jefferson AA.


good lad jeffo

strong pack contest and assured finish under pressure

there may be hope for him yet

Am I right in thinking that Jeffo has dropped 5 uncontested chest marks? How is that possible? I really feel for the kid because he has worked his backside off to lead and make the play over and over again and then... error. And now a goal.

I don't know what to think now!

Game summary

  1. Forwards are dumb. Lead to pockets!!

  2. Skills are Poor.

  3. Fumbles fumbles fumbles

  4. Ummm. Ummm. Jeffo and JVR (Petty and Kentfield in next week)

  5. Why kick it near Weitering!!

  6. Salo is too slow now.

  7. Kolt is a bust

  8. Where’s the Clarry 200 motivation

  9. Kozzzzy worth the $$$

  10. Dumb. Bowey. So dumb. Twice. Awareness!! Zero !!

  11. Trac. Dumb. Tackles. High.

  12. Score 7.3 to 8.10.

  13. Buckley. Apart from kozzzy. Where and who kicks Melbourne goals!

  14. Buckley. You give it to your best users.

  15. JVR. Kicks. No one on the goal line

  16. Dees 2v1 Lost it. Windsor and Langdon. Poor. Very poor.

  17. Buckley. Kozzy. 5 from 9. Who else

Great contest by Jeffo, but again trying to take it on his chest....does he mark above his head (haven't seen his ressie's games)


Karzie Kozzie, Matty Jefferson, my daughter calls him the librarian. lol.!!!

Cerra’s attack was worse than Mays. Hit player head down stationary on ground. Just icky it didn’t have velocity causing serious injury

No remonstration of any dees players.

Holding the mother flipping ball


 

Where's the HTB cheats?


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