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Do they even do goal kicking practice?

How have they allowed this to continue year after year?


Jefferson.

Atrocious shot for goal.

Woeful attempt to mark.

Zero chase.

Is he trying to get delisted? Because this is how you get delisted.

Of course 🙄

 

Tracc set shot. Miss No. 6

Every sphincter in my body is clenching in rage at our goal kicking.


All the effort. for nothing

You can’t keep up the effort when you don’t get the reward

6-1 goal Q coming up against

Trac miss to put the icing on the cake

disgusting goal kicking this quarter

same old. same old


5 minutes ago, jaydenh10 said:

WTF ARE WE DOING AT TRAINING

casey is 3.9 and we are 1.5 this is a [censored] joke

4 years and counting of kicking ourselves out of games. Coaching staff should resign en masse. F*xing useless

6 set shots and 1 Out on full

Really silenced the home crowd with that finishing Melbourne, great job.

Pathetic in front of goal. Again.

It’s embarrassing seeing the same highly paid players miss gimme shots week after week.

Tracca never going to.kick that

NEVER

That's two easy ones he's missed.

As said before he is our leading offender and should not play fwd.


If we had kicked our 6 missed set shots we would be on 43 points at quarter time.

Edited by Go Lordie

 
1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I’ve seen enough of Jefferson; this should be his last game.

Intensity of a wet lettuce

Hopeless


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