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Iโ€™m mere moments from turning this off for the foreseeable future. I canโ€™t handle this lack of skills on top of a lack of effort.

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Petty laughing after missing from 35 out PAAAARK OF

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Just now, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Is there any coming back from this for Goodwin?

No, can't wait to not watching him "coach" from the sideline.


Then he pulls that out of his astride

Petts, he is not a forward, but we just have to compete at a minimum. Hard work gets the reward.

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That is the best piece of play from Petty I've ever seen.

I have always wanted to see more of it.

But alas, pretty sure it won't happen.


3 minutes ago, Sigil said:

Keeping the forwards fresh for the second half. I like it ๐Ÿซ 

Ingenious.

11 minutes ago, William said:

Sure, did you see JVR this morning? Barely up to VFL (reserves) standard much less AFL seniors. The only thing I would say is that he wouldnโ€™t be offering his usual liability if he was playing in the seniors today because the ball has barely gone into our forward 50.

Gee it's almost like his confidence is shot because the coaching group and FD have completely [censored] his development.


Ump 37 is a shocker. So he will umpire the GF for following HQ instructions.

The umpires making this game even less watchable

How thatโ€™s a free to King is anyoneโ€™s guess.


Umpires really killing this one.

Not sure why they think GC need preferential treatment anyway.

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15 minutes ago, GS_1905 said:

Langford not ready midfield

Well, how do you get him ready? Play him there. What do we do instead? Play Trac and Oliver in there. That's worked a treat THIS YEAR hasn't it.


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