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We should be sitting on 65+ right now. 40 ahead.

We are still lacking one, just one, dangerous Key Tall up forward.

Petty doing his bit but he ain't no KF.

Turner doing very well down back but i'd still like to see him up forward at some stage to see how he goes in a swap with Petty. Maybe an opportunity next week against the aints?

Gee i'm lovin this doof at the G. So makes me wanna keep coming back 🤮

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1 minute ago, Devil In Disguise said:

Frisch,Petty & AJ need to lift & take a mark.

Agree, but Petty is at least getting it to ground, not letting it rebound out.

AJ. Not sure. Love the intensity, but not sure he's bringing much else.

If I haven’t lost 10 years of my life watching us kick for goal, then at a minimum I’ve lost 8.

Please learn to kick goals. I beg of you.

 
39 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Gee your all a bit tough on Spargo, doing a lot better than you think. Not all about stats.

What are you smokin? He has been dreadful! Petty not much better and A.J is a country footballer at best!


4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Yep.

I just don't get why. It's been an issue for years.

I mean you can't fault our tackling and chasing. But I wish the club got a team of Vienna Psychiatrists in and sorted it out.

We have worried Swans players and forced errors all day only to fuzz it all up.

Training this week is nothing but goal kicking work and some deep hypnosis and counselling.

As Jung said to one of the first members of AA, the only thing that will cue you is a "vital spiritual experience". Can we pick Prevost up in the mid-season draft?

2 minutes ago, bing181 said:

Agree, but Petty is at least getting it to ground, not letting it rebound out.

AJ. Not sure. Love the intensity, but not sure he's bringing much else.

Outside of aggression AJ offers nothing

 

If you told me before the game we'd be 22 points up at half time I would have said fantastic.

But watching miss after miss& I still don't know whymax would handball it off to melksham at that point.

We are absolutely killing them

can’t see them coming back

just need 2 goals and they are done

Goody and the coaching staff are back!!


Just now, Nasher said:

Clarry has looked a lot closer to his best all game. Great to see.

Clarry has almost got his mojo back. Looks fitter each week

10 minutes ago, Rossmillan said:

Any danger of kicking a drop punt instead of this round the corner [censored] on the non dominant foot?

Yep 100% agree woeful, wasteful and pathetic!

Just now, Queanbeyan Demon said:

As Jung said to one of the first members of AA, the only thing that will cue you is a "vital spiritual experience". Can we pick Prevost up in the mid-season draft?

I think he played Baseball. But I'll take anything. Even supplications to a higher power.


Hopefully we have a good soccer training session this week to improve our goal kicking

Aside from the general frustration, we quite obviously need percentage. If we win this we go to 11 and a win next week puts us in 10th behind freo, who has much better percentage. It’s a long season and position right now does not matter too much, but it WILL matter at some point. A 30 point win (presuming we win today), vs a 60 point win is a big difference, especially if you can string a few together.

Let’s go boys, take that first half energy and momentum and turn it into some big early scores in the second half.

It’s so frustrating watching a team do so much right but not capitalise on its opportunities. Hopefully we can convert better in the second half.

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

Outside of aggression AJ offers nothing

A career in Wrestling beckons!

2 minutes ago, BDA said:

Outside of aggression AJ offers nothing

Seems to struggle reading the ball.


Time to move on from Choco and bring in a goal kicking expert. It has been our weakness for years yet we don’t make any changes.

4 minutes ago, Nasher said:

Clarry has looked a lot closer to his best all game. Great to see.

Absolutely and what a difference it makes. If he wasn't killing it everywhere, I'd move him to the fwd line.

Do you know who the sub is please..can they kick goals... and is is it time?

 
3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I think he played Baseball. But I'll take anything. Even supplications to a higher power.

And Bergoglio was a more than handy soccer player.


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