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Petty 4 kicks

Ffs move him to defence and put tmac in the fwd line

 

Well we haven't managed it this season but let's come at them big time in the last.

There's a lot riding on this.... some just don't realise it ( sadly )

 

3 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I don’t think Dwayne knows what ‘shake & bake’ actually means.

If you're playing "Dwayne's causing pain in my brain" bingo.

Shake and bake is a dead cert on the bingo card along with "zigs then zags" and "last roll of the dice"

Take a shot every time you tick one off and drop the volume by one.

Take a shot for every Deetime goal too

Played good footy. I dont think we'll win but you never know, at least we're in it.

The dreaded 4th quarter. Can we turn one around for a change or does Training two days out from a game come back to bite us in the arzzz once again!?

 

Team has been pretty good. Lacking polish and not as skilled as the Lions.

I don't think we'll see Spargo next week. Viney in, Spargo out. And I have backed Spargo in the past, just don't think he is up to AFL standard right now. Needs a good block of time in the 2s. No shame in that. Has not played a lot of footy!!


Grrr easy chances go begging

Another easy misses that turn into the opposition scoring. We just kill ourselves! 😭😭😭

That's the whole game right there

[censored] kicking for goal. They run it through the corridor for a shot in goal

Ffs Melbourne kick the [censored] goals

Bloody hell that was a pretty weak attempt by Oliver to body the football.


Why does almost every MFC player who marks about 60 out, just automatically roll out play on and kick in hope towards the hot zone!??

Oh hang on i forgot. Simon's coaching them

A few more behinds and we’re in this!

BT & Riewoldt are in tolerable @binman

Considering the amount of beatings nick gave us, you’d think he’d have a soft spot for us.


 

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