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My 3 word player analysis V Geelong

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[censored] total cheats

 

Petty - Dumb and Dumber

Sharp - Applies no pressure

May - clearly our best

Turner - Not AFL standard

Viney - THE TURNOVER KING

Salem - Not even close

Windsor- Not a defender


May - standout in defence

Petty - slow and cumbersome

Bowey - solid and reliable

McDonald - some good moments

Rivers - showed some spirit

Salem - shadow of yesteryear

Windsor - some smart moves

Viney - oh, those turnovers

Gawn - urgently needs backup

Langford - draft regrets mounting?

Langdon - some useful runs

Oliver - tireless but inaccurate

Sparrow - just lumbered along

Petracca - couldn't lift teammates

Sharp - no he isn't

Henderson - average at best

Chandler - unable to penetrate

Pickett - couldn't outsmart defenders

Fritsch - classy in patches

Van Rooyen - seldom wins duels

Turner - looked VFL standard

Melksham - overall impact limited

Edited by Dee-tonator

 
Just now, 48 Year Now said:

Spot on, but

Langford give him time

Turner. Hope you wrong

Yeah a bit harsh on Langford. He’s played 3 games

Spargo - shouldn't be playing

Sharp - not AFL standard

JVR - needs a spell

Melksham - not doing anything

Salem - game's gone past

Rivers - elephant in room


Dee-tonator. Pretty damn accurate

Pull the trigger


44 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

JVR ... try him back

Yes. We have to try and find a win situation out of a talented player. I think he could leap and punch like Frosty but be a better kick out of defence.

4 hours ago, Ollie fan said:

Windsor - not a defender

Petty - back to attack

Sparrow - murdered his opponent

Petty - back to Casey OR trade him out

On 05/04/2025 at 11:21, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

JVR ... try him back

A couple of weeks at Casey might achieve more.

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