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2 hours ago, dees189227 said:

What happened?

Can someone also please injure crisp

That's extremely concerning. I hope the mcc are having discussions with the head of security today. Not sure how that could be missed on the scanner

What scanner? When I've entered the G through the southern stand gates I've had someone look in the top of my open bag, and walked through a turnstile.

 
2 minutes ago, gs77 said:

What scanner? When I've entered the G through the southern stand gates I've had someone look in the top of my open bag, and walked through a turnstile.

you literally go through a scanner before you get to the turnstile

it's meant to speed up the bag check process, but they clearly don't pick up someone with a weapon strapped to their leg

 

In other Carlton news, the AFL has announced that they will be granted an additional mid-season pick if they lose next week.

The Blues are said to be choosing between the two younger twin brothers of Nathan Fyfe so expect to hear a lot of talk about Owen Fyfe and Norton Fyfe.


41 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

you literally go through a scanner before you get to the turnstile

it's meant to speed up the bag check process, but they clearly don't pick up someone with a weapon strapped to their leg

Seems the robot did it's part but the humans did not perhaps

10 hours ago, Garbo said:

Yep wouldn’t be looking at either to solve our issues, not sure there is really anyone on there list that I’d honestly want outside there untouchables in Charlie, Weitering and TDK

They were the 3 that I was thinking of - TDK will have some ridiculous offers if he hasn’t already. Curnow looks like he could still do it if they got the ball to him. Weitering is the only thing holding their defence together.

Fire sale here we come.

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10 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

this is a bit frightening...

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Considering who was playing, I’m surprised that they only found 2 guys. The others must’ve got away with it.

 
11 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

this is a bit frightening...

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It's unbelievable taking guns into the ground, but loaded, that is just horrific.

Any surprise in this State they are on bail?

How did they get past the security machines?

1 hour ago, Demonstone said:

In other Carlton news, the AFL has announced that they will be granted an additional mid-season pick if they lose next week.

The Blues are said to be choosing between the two younger twin brothers of Nathan Fyfe so expect to hear a lot of talk about Owen Fyfe and Norton Fyfe.

Let’s hope the Dees don’t get offered the same privilege. But if we find ourselves in that state, and if ladder positions stay as they currently are, we’ll get first choice. I think we should take Norton. Given the current state of the economy, we don’t want to go back to Owen.


It was very difficult to try and explain to a couple of my Collingwood mates that by barracking for Carlton to lose did not mean that I was barracking for Collingwood.

13 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

this is a bit frightening...

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Both men already on bail. But whats new in Victoriastan

How many weeks for Sniper Houston?

Anything less than 4 is a joke given the soft 3 weekers they are handing out

18 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Jeeeberz!!!!

Footy Crowds in Australia are slowly catching up to the Northern Hemisphere standards

That is a huge issue…..

I don’t think so not compared to America

N= 1 instances is an issue yes - root cause analysis please

I think everyone would be safer if 95% of Collingwood fans were barred from games

Let’s not pretend access to handguns is the norm

Even having a long arm in the regions has become a major pita


6 hours ago, Redleg said:

It's unbelievable taking guns into the ground, but loaded, that is just horrific.

Any surprise in this State they are on bail?

How did they get past the security machines?

Are there metal detectors or en masse wanding in AfDanistan ?

1 hour ago, Superunknown said:

Are there metal detectors or en masse wanding in AfDanistan ?

Apparently the metal detectors worked and the operator wasn’t paying attention.

Human error.

Just now, Redleg said:

Apparently the metal detectors worked and the operator wasn’t paying attention.

Human error.

They should never work in security again

when did detectors start at the G

My last mcg game was 2010 pies dees (I moved to northern nsw in 2011)

No detectors at Metricon

10 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

They should never work in security again

when did detectors start at the G

My last mcg game was 2010 pies dees (I moved to northern nsw in 2011)

No detectors at Metricon

Think it was last year.

20 hours ago, Redleg said:

How does Schultz win medal.

The commentators are laughing.

At least 6 better players on the ground, if not more.

Pendles for example was more influential, with many more possessions.

encouragement award


I've just clicked on the Suns v Crows games it's alarming how much our game had digressed in the last year.

We have never been stone wall fit since the departure of Darren Burgess.

Gut running from ANB and Hinge right toward the end of quarter time and linked up and precise kick into the forward line.

 

Interesting to see what the crowd will be at the G today between Richmond and Brisbane. I know we can't talk but we've never really had the big fan base.

Also watching the Suns v Crows game. How nice to see 2 teams move the ball quickly & open forward lines, oh and a forward that actually marks the footy.

19 hours ago, Superunknown said:

They should never work in security again

when did detectors start at the G

My last mcg game was 2010 pies dees (I moved to northern nsw in 2011)

No detectors at Metricon

They won’t need detectors at Metricon for a long time – don’t think the pies actually travel that far north do they?


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