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6 minutes ago, red and blue forever said:

It will be interesting to see how Petracca reacts to finding out he is worth Less than he thinks he is.

He can stand in line behind half of dland...

 
3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

He can stand in line behind half of dland...

Don't think Trac would give two f's what clubs or supporters think he's worth in the trade market. He'll be getting millions regardless.

2 minutes ago, Young Blood said:

Don't think Trac would give two f's what clubs or supporters think he's worth in the trade market. He'll be getting millions regardless.

Exactly..

 
2 minutes ago, Young Blood said:

Don't think Trac would give two f's what clubs or supporters think he's worth in the trade market. He'll be getting millions regardless.

Correct. though i am sure he'll be hoping Melbourne and the Suns/Crows are close on his value as his fresh start depends on it.

1 hour ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Trac & his wife spend lots of time in Noosa, the change they are seeking is getting clearer, it’s a lifestyle change driving this I’d say & opportunity to play in finals with GC is a bonus just my opinion but football isn’t the number 1 priority.


1 hour ago, Fat Tony said:

Who is arguing the draft is not the most effective way? I am just saying you can get elite players without high picks (like Gawn, Harmes, McDonald, Bowey, Rivers, Neal-Bullen, Spargo, Jordan, Sparrow, Petty).

Only one of those guys is elite. The rest are role players. Bowey could become elite. So could Rivers.

That's the point.

Whereas our premiership list was driven by mostly first round draft picks: Oliver, Trac, Gus, May, Lever. They were all first rounders.

5 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

Whereas our premiership list was driven by mostly first round draft picks: Oliver, Trac, Gus, May, Lever. They were all first rounders.

As were Salem and Pickett.

8 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Trac & his wife spend lots of time in Noosa, the change they are seeking is getting clearer, it’s a lifestyle change driving this I’d say & opportunity to play in finals with GC is a bonus just my opinion but football isn’t the number 1 priority.

They wouldn't want to live there while he is playing. Noosa is a long way from the Gold Coast! Over 3 hrs one way, that'd be an awful commute to play/train.

 
12 minutes ago, Demonsone said:

Trac & his wife spend lots of time in Noosa, the change they are seeking is getting clearer, it’s a lifestyle change driving this I’d say & opportunity to play in finals with GC is a bonus just my opinion but football isn’t the number 1 priority.

There's about 200kms distance between Gold Coast and Noosa. It's about the same distance from Melbourne to Colac. Where would you rather be?

34 minutes ago, Ted Lasso said:

I am still really hopefully it'll be pick 6 and Sam Flanders for Trac essentially.

That would be the high end result and we'll all be patting Lamb on the back for that one.

24 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

Elliott sticks with the filth

Either means the Pies originally low balled Elliott or now don't have enough money to keep Mihocek.

If the former, that's a pretty scummy way to treat one of the stars of the 2025 season.

If the latter, then Mihocek's more likely now to be a Dee.


The idea of Trac joining the Suns is hilarious

Playing in front of 10K crowds

On a HF flank as he can’t break into their midfield

3 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

There's about 200kms distance between Gold Coast and Noosa. It's about the same distance from Melbourne to Colac. Where would you rather be?

Those roads between gold coast and Noosa are an absolute shambles.

Average commute would be closer to 4 hours unless you travelled at night.

Anyways, they can get to Byron in 90 mins. That would suit them. Just named number 1 [censored] town in Australia

6 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Those roads between gold coast and Noosa are an absolute shambles.

Average commute would be closer to 4 hours unless you travelled at night.

Anyways, they can get to Byron in 90 mins. That would suit them. Just named number 1 [censored] town in Australia

Right about Byron sadly. A town full of lost souls.

11 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The idea of Trac joining the Suns is hilarious

Playing in front of 10K crowds

On a HF flank as he can’t break into their midfield

And potentially having his standards lowered by JUH 😂😂😂


6 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Cheers Bella… I mean Tom.

Edited by Jaded No More

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

Cheers Bella… I mean Tom.

Jesus, did they send him a snap chat as they got off the plane?

16 minutes ago, DubDee said:

The idea of Trac joining the Suns is hilarious

Playing in front of 10K crowds

On a HF flank as he can’t break into their midfield

Tracc for Matt Rowell sounds about right!🤣

26 minutes ago, bing181 said:

As were Salem and Pickett.

Sorry, and Jackson...


14 minutes ago, adonski said:

Work your magic you elite bull [censored] artist Dimma

Shocking human being.

Hates Melbourne with a passion.

1 hour ago, whatwhat say what said:

Elliott sticks with the filth

That’ll be why Trac is now flying to GC17 for a face to face

You'd think that this would make GC even keener to get Petracca.

 
1 minute ago, JJJ said:

Hates Melbourne with a passion.

He and Trac will get along great then 😬

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

He and Trac will get along great then 😬

Dimma's pitch to Trac will be that, if he comes to GC, he will turn Trac into another Dusty.


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