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30 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Come on, Fence. You name the $.

Thereโ€™s no ceiling. Any amount.

THATโ€™S how confident I am ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ

This is good banter, @picket fence you have to call or you fold your hand. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm backing Ghosty here!

Eric Bana Chopper GIF by Madman Films

๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

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17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Don't qualify for a pension Ghosty, my Grandkids luuuurve there PA!

#Indoctrination

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If that clip is to be believed, how is he only being offered a two year deal? I'm not saying he should get some Pickett-esque lifetime deal, but three years seems more reasonable for somebody whose career was trending way up at the end of last year.

I think if he did decide to go, I think Fremantle would be the favoured club right here, right now."

- Cal Twomey on Judd McVee's future

Twomey just aims and fires arrows !! What a lot of hot air most of the time ๐Ÿคฎ


3 minutes ago, Supermercado said:

If that clip is to be believed, how is he only being offered a two year deal? I'm not saying he should get some Pickett-esque lifetime deal, but three years seems more reasonable for somebody whose career was trending way up at the end of last year.

I doubt he was only offered two years. I suspect he was offered a range of options and he preferred/settled on the two year deal. It's not uncommon for players to do that until they hit free agency.

29 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

I think if he did decide to go, I think Fremantle would be the favoured club right here, right now."

- Cal Twomey on Judd McVee's future

Twomey just aims and fires arrows !! What a lot of hot air most of the time ๐Ÿคฎ

I actually think he gets very good mail and is well respected in the industry

3 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

Demons

Ideally... but ....

Something has pushed the pause ll button it seems.

Hopefully he pushes >

Any reason you can mention as to why he hasn't. ( just asking )

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1 hour ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Shocking.

Player is understood to prefer to play for Freo than West Coast should he

Earth shattering news that is! ๐Ÿ˜‚

4 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Ideally... but ....

Something has pushed the pause ll button it seems.

Hopefully he pushes >

Any reason you can mention as to why he hasn't. ( just asking )

The timing of the announcement isnโ€™t his choice.


22 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The timing of the announcement isnโ€™t his choice.

Announcement perhaps.... signing ??

40 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The timing of the announcement isnโ€™t his choice.

40 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

The timing of the announcement isnโ€™t his choice.

Thats [censored],the club would have announced it straight away,to show everyone that they are a club of love and that where moving forward,a destination club,blah blah blah

18 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

Thats [censored],the club would have announced it straight away,to show everyone that they are a club of love and that where moving forward,a destination club,blah blah blah

Sure ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

35 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

Ill take you on

I donโ€™t wanna take a strangerโ€™s money. It wouldnโ€™t feel right.


7 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I donโ€™t wanna take a strangerโ€™s money. It wouldnโ€™t feel right.

Go on, take it. You know you really want to.

8 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I donโ€™t wanna take a strangerโ€™s money. It wouldnโ€™t feel right.

It would feel right if you shouted all of us the Demon Army cupcakes with the dosh.

4 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I donโ€™t wanna take a strangerโ€™s money. It wouldnโ€™t feel right.

Ghosty, get him to put up in Crypto currency ( or Tulips) , after all Crypto is backed up by nothing but trust on the WWW. This sort of speculation on stocks and bonds, have never gone bad in the past.

I hope all our players, want to stay and play betterer.

On 26/06/2025 at 11:16, KozzyCan said:

McVee and JVR wouldn't get anywhere close to LJ, come on.

l wouldn't swap them for LJ, JVR will come good, he has dropped form for a bit as a young tall and all of a sudden he is no good

3 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Go on, take it. You know you really want to.

Nah I really couldnโ€™t do it. Iโ€™m not familiar with the poster. Theyโ€™d have to irritate me on and off and to varying degrees for four years to reach the PF level of familiarity.


Just now, Demons1858 said:

l wouldn't swap them for LJ, JVR will come good, he has dropped form for a bit as a young tall and all of a sudden he is no good

In the past, When the Hawks were great in the 80's (? ) All there players got experience in the seconds for a couple of seasons, then got a go in the ones I do not like them getting experience in the senior side, just old I expect,

13 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

It would feel right if you shouted all of us the Demon Army cupcakes with the dosh.

Weโ€™re thinking about introducing Demon Army Beef Wellingtons.* Iโ€™ll happily shout yโ€™all to those.

*with extra mushrooms

2 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

#Indoctrination

IDOLATRY!

Tell you what Ghosty, rather than me force you to give up the cancer rivets coz u won't be able to afford them after I clean you out, what about I purchase a good bottle of your favourite Liver preserver if he stays and if he goes a bottle of my favoured scotch?? We can perform the transaction at Gosh's behind a tree away from prying eyes coz I don't want to wind up on the front page of that scandal rag "The Truth"and worse you might even have to write to the Hart Balme section to purge your soul!! Well Ghosty... DEAL??๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜œ

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19 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Weโ€™re thinking about introducing Demon Army Beef Wellingtons.

The morel of the story is that shiitake happens.

1 hour ago, Demons11 said:

I actually think he gets very good mail and is well respected in the industry

Ok Twomey is probably the best of the bunch โ€ฆ but itโ€™s a very low bar. They all throw random darts and some hit but many miss. The gutter starts at the bottom with the deep-mud-crawler Sam the grub McClure.


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