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3 hours ago, Wrecker46 said:

Depend who you ask

Guys heโ€™s signed months ago ๐Ÿคฃ

Dannyz is usually spot on Iโ€™d follow his news

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18 minutes ago, Harves said:

Guys heโ€™s signed months ago ๐Ÿคฃ

Dannyz is usually spot on Iโ€™d follow his news

A broken clock is right twice a day ๐Ÿคฃ

52 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

A broken clock is right twice a day ๐Ÿคฃ

Haha brilliant

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On 22/09/2025 at 11:07, Harves said:

Guys heโ€™s signed months ago ๐Ÿคฃ

Dannyz is usually spot on Iโ€™d follow his news

Yet for the same news ima have MASSIVE egg on my face should things play out differently?

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I rest my egg-free face, oops I mean, case ๐Ÿ™ƒ

Judd must be staying with usโ€ฆ

Heโ€™s Mr April in the 2026 calendar!

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Before anyone jumps on me, Iโ€™m joking. I still remember sharpie-ing over Doggaโ€™s face in the 2023 calendar.


1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

Judd must be staying with usโ€ฆ

Heโ€™s Mr April in the 2026 calendar!

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Before anyone jumps on me, Iโ€™m joking. I still remember sharpie-ing over Doggaโ€™s face in the 2023 calendar.

Who the hell would produce a Melbourne calendar without Pickett, Petracca or Oliver?

10 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Judd must be staying with usโ€ฆ

Heโ€™s Mr April in the 2026 calendar!

33F79AB8-5806-4D0B-988C-85BFE5351536.jpeg

Before anyone jumps on me, Iโ€™m joking. I still remember sharpie-ing over Doggaโ€™s face in the 2023 calendar.

May is December too....

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I remember Grundy was in my calendar the year after he left the club for Sydney, just made me laugh.

These calendar printers should really sync up more with the list managers.

14 minutes ago, poita said:

Who the hell would produce a Melbourne calendar without Pickett, Petracca or Oliver?

It feels a very Melbourne thing to do.


Judd is dead to me.

Luckily i lack conviction and will forgive him as soon as he re-signs.

but until then. DEAD TO ME..

9 minutes ago, poita said:

Who the hell would produce a Melbourne calendar without Pickett, Petracca or Oliver?

I donโ€™t mind their omission. Theyโ€™ve been in it every year for years. I love the inclusion of the young brigadeโ€ฆ Leb, X and the Bison. Kolt was in this yearโ€™s.

My beef is that Melky has never featured. Unless we count the time I put a pic of him over the Grundy pic. ๐Ÿ˜…

Just now, Gorgoroth said:

Is it an official calendar or one a company has made?

Iโ€™m not sure. I buy it online every year from a company called Just Calendars. But itโ€™s the same one that Coles sells in Jan/Feb every year and which is AFL approved.

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Just now, Ghostwriter said:

Iโ€™m not sure. I buy it online every year from a company called Just Calendars. But itโ€™s the same one that Coles sells in Jan/Feb every year.

Maybe they pay less if they dont have the stars and people potentially being traded in the calendar ๐Ÿ˜

Edited by Gorgoroth


Just now, Gorgoroth said:

Maybe they pay more if they dont have the stars and people potentially being traded ๐Ÿ˜

Except before now thatโ€™s all they ever had.

30 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Judd must be staying with usโ€ฆ

Heโ€™s Mr April in the 2026 calendar!

33F79AB8-5806-4D0B-988C-85BFE5351536.jpeg

Before anyone jumps on me, Iโ€™m joking. I still remember sharpie-ing over Doggaโ€™s face in the 2023 calendar.

Who uses calendars!

Looks like they go nervous and didn't put Trac and Clarry in.... but ended up with McVee and May Idiot Facepalm GIF

59 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Judd must be staying with usโ€ฆ

Heโ€™s Mr April in the 2026 calendar!

33F79AB8-5806-4D0B-988C-85BFE5351536.jpeg

Before anyone jumps on me, Iโ€™m joking. I still remember sharpie-ing over Doggaโ€™s face in the 2023 calendar.

Rivโ€™s pic mustโ€™ve been taken during a Covid year.

Even the most ardent conspiracy theorists would find this confusing.


15 minutes ago, JJJ said:

Even the most ardent conspiracy theorists would find this confusing.

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Geez. If trac is to leave id rather he go to the GC. Asking the question of Humphrey's is a great move. I remember us trying to trade up to get him a few years back. Would be awesome in our team. Is trac to Gold Coast/Humphrey and pick 6 out of the question?

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Just now, Demon Forever said:

Is trac to Gold Coast/Humphrey and pick 6 out of the question?

Yes

Just now, Demon Forever said:

Geez. If trac is to leave id rather he go to the GC. Asking the question of Humphrey's is a great move. I remember us trying to trade up to get him a few years back. Would be awesome in our team. Is trac to Gold Coast/Humphrey and pick 6 out of the question?

I think expecting pick 6 to come back is a bit much from a GCS perspective. Probably a 2nd rounder is more fitting or if we give them pick 23.


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