13 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

Snot very nice to do that just for the porpoise of making perfume.

23 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.

miniature what?

1 hour ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Isn't he a bit too short and skinny to play inside midfield?

He has practically the same frame as naoicos. Just needs to put on a little muscle, helps he’s a tough [censored] and isn’t bothered by physicality.

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.

There's not much that is free these days.

30 minutes ago, Gibberish said:

There's not much that is free these days.

And what you get is not worth the price !

I think it’s time to give ghosty her perfume, isn’t it?

Come on Judd, announce it already.

1 hour ago, Gibberish said:

There's not much that is free these days.

Ahh, I knew I smelled a rat.

A premium Versailles-inspired rat, to be sure. A rat Louis the XIVth would be proud to have crawling up his drain.

3 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Ahh, I knew I smelled a rat.

Now you're making scents.

4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Must've scraped the mucus off a lot of horny dolphins to make those.

If you sign up to their email marketing you get a free 'scented miniature'. I now have an ambition to get every member of Demonland to sign up and stockpile them.

My brother in law, who barracks for Collingwood and is very successful, which I find very confusing, exclusively uses it

His 16yo son rocks it to school

it does smell very very good

Jeez this really did turn into a haute parfums thread

Only on demonland

5 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Isn't he a bit too short and skinny to play inside midfield?

I don't think I said "inside mid"?

Having a dreadful year. Paying the penalty for being rushed back in without any form.

Regularly loses his man, hesitates, fumbles, lacks confidence, has lost all attacking flair & is a shadow of his former self.

Judd McPanicMerchant

13 minutes ago, Cranky Franky said:

Having a dreadful year. Paying the penalty for being rushed back in without any form.

Yes, yet another player who has been parachuted back into the side on reputation without having any form or fitness. Same goes for Lever, Spargo, Petty, Viney, May and others.

Surely Judd can also see that not making a decision on his future is having a negative impact on his football.

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I can understand if he's re-assessing his options

that said, he's had a really poor year so he won't be inundated with offers from other clubs

of our weak links since coming back into the team. bereft of confidence (& skill).

which wa team would want him given his form this season?

11 hours ago, whatwhat say what said:

which wa team would want him given his form this season?

East Fremantle

if you are reading body language, performance and actions.....

no announcement with 4 weeks to go - when it was supposedly imminent weeks ago - and a big drop off in form.....

startplanning for 2026 without mcvee and start planning for what we get for him.

1 minute ago, BScotti said:

if you are reading body language, performance and actions.....

no announcement with 4 weeks to go - when it was supposedly imminent weeks ago - and a big drop off in form.....

startplanning for 2026 without mcvee and start planning for what we get for him.

Definitely - based on the balance of probabilities and noting the typical tendency of AFL players not signing by the half-way mark of their final contracted season, you'd say he's gone. Stranger things have happened, but this isn't looking great based on the optics. It would be disappointing to lose him - he's exactly the type of player we need more of.

I will be surprised if he isn't in the Luke Jackson trade.

2 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I will be surprised if he isn't in the Luke Jackson trade.

That is funny,LJ to play 2nd ruck,don't think so

6 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

That is funny,LJ to play 2nd ruck,don't think so

LJ wants to come back. When we drafted him JT said we see him as a midfielder not necessarily a ruckman. I don't think he would care waiting a couple of years for Gawn to retire. Unlike Grundy he can play as a forward.

McVee has struggled this year off no preseason and I love him but I've been told he is not going to West Coast in what I think was pretty pointed remark

8 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I will be surprised if he isn't in the Luke Jackson trade.

The Jackson trade won't happen, this year.

32 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

LJ wants to come back. When we drafted him JT said we see him as a midfielder not necessarily a ruckman. I don't think he would care waiting a couple of years for Gawn to retire. Unlike Grundy he can play as a forward.

McVee has struggled this year off no preseason and I love him but I've been told he is not going to West Coast in what I think was pretty pointed remark

He wants to come back yeh but the likelihood of it being us is extremely low.

Unless we the club are willing to part with more than some supporters would like.