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30 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Adam Simpson would be a far better option. 

Agree, I'd take Simmo anyway over Ken.

 
15 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

The first bit is definitely spot on.

But his midfield has had Wines and Drew for a while. Neither fit the skills over toughness review 

And Butterrs is as tough as you get.

2 minutes ago, mo64 said:

And Butterrs is as tough as you get.

I'd put him in the skills over toughness category personally.

 
24 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

The first bit is definitely spot on.

But his midfield has had Wines and Drew for a while. Neither fit the skills over toughness review 

Of course he’s not picking purely runners in the midfield.

Its the game style. Over reliance on uncontested possession from half back and flicking it around in the middle. And then they bomb inside 50 anyway.

Chris Scott broke it down. 

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/teams/geelong-cats/afl-2024-chris-scott-says-port-adelaide-can-be-vulnerable-behind-the-ball-geelong-win-over-power-in-qualifying-final-reactions-response-latest-news/news-story/beed90a6af210e35be714789607b2221


At the moment Luke Beveridge is on the fast track to being our new midfield coach, too.

We'll see if he can recover in the fourth.

3 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

Is this the Ken Hinkley that was booed off by Port fans this season? Just asking.

And the witches hats last night, wow what a great culture.

QD wasn't suggesting that he be the coach.

 

4 minutes ago, 1964nowMORE said:

Whisper at the G tonight he will coach West Coast

Oh god from one pack of booers to another. 
Bring your earplugs Ken. 

Just now, The Corridor said:

I had assumed this thread was satire after the original post but now I'm not sure...

Is it better or worse than the Stringer thread?

 

2 minutes ago, The Corridor said:

I had assumed this thread was satire

If only we had a satire icon.

7 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Is it better or worse than the Stringer thread?

 

I'll put it this way, the appalled responses in the Stringer thread restored my faith in the club's culture!


3 hours ago, Cosmic Baby said:

Fantastic idea. Incredible record at Port Adelaide Power as head coach, maybe he could be president? 

I think Emperor has a nicer ring to it

12 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Ken is too nice. I think that’s the problem with Richo too. We need a hard liner in the role to balance out Goodwin IMO.

Or maybe just get a new coach 


13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I was going to [censored] can this proposal .... but now I fully support it.

Why ..... because I just noticed Saty is opposed .

I'd give up the booze before agreeing with Saty !!!

Oh my god not the booze BBO maybe give up sleeping with your neighbours wife but the grog its so reassuring

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