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Another Dee On The Move? Tigers Keen On Star.

Dee Zephyr
in Melbourne Demons

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Well, we have another development in trade circles. A source inside an AFL cheer squad claims the Tiger Army is heavily targeting a member of the DA and Demonland for training reports.

It hasn't been a joyous year at Tigerland and Punt Rd isn't the easiest training ground to present a training report to footy fans from. They are looking for someone to bring upbeat reports and not necessarily football observations and they do need some much needed laughter after a very unlucky first year at the helm for Ooze. Initial reports had the Tiger Army targeting one @picket fence for his ability to negotiate tricky terrain around fences. The deal was almost sealed, but at the last minute the deal was shut down by the fan forum PUNT ROAD END as most of its members are susceptible to CAPS.

Attention quickly turned to star giant head holder, banner maker and track specialist WCW. A record long-term deal has been offered to lure WCW over to the Tiger Army.

Andy and the Demon Army have been contacted for comment.

More to follow.

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    Don’t believe a word of this. It’s rumour and gossip and I know where it’s come from.

    We make a joint Anzac Eve banner with Richmond every year and this year we made it at Punt Rd.

    As I was entering the building I heard a rustle in the bushes by the door. It was dark so I couldn’t make out what it was. I thought it was a rat. Turns out it was Tom Morris, so yeah, it was a rat.

    He knew I was there solely for the joint banner but now he’s spinning it as I was touring their facilities. Which I definitely WAS NOT doing

    Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

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    Picket Fence would chew them up and spit them out whole. 

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    35 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    No comment.

    Check out my socials for a delicious recipe though.

    Too soon?

    Is your coriander Kade Chandler approved? 

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Well, we have another development in trade circles. A source inside an AFL cheer squad claims the Tiger Army is heavily targeting a member of the DA and Demonland for training reports.

    It hasn't been a joyous year at Tigerland and Punt Rd isn't the easiest training ground to present a training report to footy fans from. They are looking for someone to bring upbeat reports and not necessarily football observations and they do need some much needed laughter after a very unlucky first year at the helm for Ooze. Initial reports had the Tiger Army targeting one @picket fence for his ability to negotiate tricky terrain around fences. The deal was almost sealed, but at the last minute the deal was shut down by the fan forum PUNT ROAD END as most of its members are susceptible to CAPS.

    Attention quickly turned to star giant head holder, banner maker and track specialist WCW. A record long-term deal has been offered to lure WCW over to the Tiger Army.

    Andy and the Demon Army have been contacted for comment.

    More to follow.

    Well played DZ!

    Not the first time one of ours failed an 11th hour medical at Punt Rd...

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    The Tigers have been told in no uncertain terms that there is NO DEAL to be made unless Jefferson comes over too

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    6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    The Tigers have been told in no uncertain terms that there is NO DEAL to be made unless Jefferson comes over too

    I hope Punt Road End's server is big enough to handle a daily ALL CAPS meltdown about his non selection

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    I think we need to be wary about this one. Two way trades often end up with sweeteners involving a third team. I'm nervous that to make it happen Richmond's doorman will end up at Essendon and we'll get Adrian Dodoro.

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    On 20/08/2024 at 15:06, Beetle said:

    I’ve heard @dazzledavey36 has offered to represent said person and is happy to accept a late fifth rounder. 

    A late fifth rounder would be fantastic… I’ve heard he’s happy to accept a bag of chips. And it doesn’t even have to be salt n vinegar.

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    Softened by the recent decade under Hardwick and Peggy O'Neal, Richmond supporters may be in need of leadership figures to teach them to one again pour visceral hate upon senior club figures and restore their traditions of cyclical rout and ruin.

    Applicants should have own trailer and microwave.

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    On 20/08/2024 at 14:27, Jaded No More said:

    Is your coriander Kade Chandler approved? 

    Do you have to peel the coriander?

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    7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    A late fifth rounder would be fantastic… I’ve heard he’s happy to accept a bag of chips. And it doesn’t even have to be salt n vinegar.

    Only if you pay for the chips WCW. 

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    On 20/08/2024 at 15:06, Beetle said:

    I’ve heard @dazzledavey36 has offered to represent said person and is happy to accept a late fifth rounder. 

    Gross.

    Leave me out of this one please.

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    Where there’s smoke there’s fire. 
    Richmond voluntary moving to Hobart to become the Tassie Tigers, with MFC to acquire Punt Road as HQ and training ground.  
    You read it first here. 

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    11 hours ago, 640MD said:

    Do you have to peel the coriander?

    yes ,at least i always do

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    Turned off the news (to depressing)came on here  and saw the headline,ready for another stroke,my world fell apart when I saw it was WCW .It confirmed what Snowy on the trams told me ,he saw her pick up a dropped richmond beany and hand it back without putting a brick inside it.Please WCW if its about the contract I will sell my body on the street to raise the money

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    16 minutes ago, forever demons said:

    Turned off the news (to depressing)came on here  and saw the headline,ready for another stroke,my world fell apart when I saw it was WCW .It confirmed what Snowy on the trams told me ,he saw her pick up a dropped richmond beany and hand it back without putting a brick inside it.Please WCW if its about the contract I will sell my body on the street to raise the money

    ps Snowy on the trams gives better info than Tom Morris

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