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TRAINING: Monday 19th August 2024

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No Claz today… he’s not feeling well. Max says not to worry since he’s happy as usual.

But this guy’s here…

He’s asking Chin to bring him some coriander tomorrow coz he’s all out of it at home. Chin reckons he’s got a coriander bush bigger than him. 

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    16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    No Claz today… he’s not feeling well. Max says not to worry he’s since happy as usual.

    But this guy’s here…

     

    He’s asking Chin to bring him some coriander tomorrow coz he’s all out of it at home. Chin reckons he’s got a coriander bush bigger than him. 

    Don't go shy on us now @WalkingCivilWar?

    Door stop him. 😜

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    Leb sans moonboot. He’s rapt to have given it the boot (see what I did there?!) He’s one on one with a physio.

    No Spaz here. He’s now in a moonboot and won’t be playing on Friday.

    Chin running laps around the boundary  

    Tracc also one on one with a physio. 

    The boys are absolutely loving it that he’s here. Like, really really happy. A lot of laughing and mucking around with him. Judging by this the team meeting went very well.

     

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    7 minutes ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

    He did give a little look at WCW…. So maybe she’s scared to do anything now 😂

    Me… scared? Pfff. That word’s not in my vocabulary. 

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    He’s asking Chin to bring him some coriander tomorrow coz he’s all out of it at home. Chin reckons he’s got a coriander bush bigger than him. 

    Coriander?

    He’s gone

    Tom Morris reckons the Pies are clean out of Coriander

    Bad signs 

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    6 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    Coriander?

    He’s gone

    That's the closest we've had to a sage post.  About thyme, too.

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    13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     

    The boys are absolutely loving it that he’s here. Like, really really happy. A lot of laughing and mucking around with him. Judging by this the team meeting went very well.

     

    [censored] off Tom Morris, we have WCW ❤️

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    Cumin guys. Enough!

     

    Micro herb joke above

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    20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Me… scared? Pfff. That word’s not in my vocabulary. 

    Still in club colours of the Dee’s  could make the photo in shades of grey 

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    27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Me… scared? Pfff. That word’s not in my vocabulary. 

    Tell him you will have his babies

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    1 minute ago, forever demons said:

    Tell him you will have his babies

    He's gone.

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    34 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Leb sans moonboot. He’s rapt to have given it the boot (see what I did there?!) He’s one on one with a physio.

    No Spaz here. He’s now in a moonboot and won’t be playing on Friday.

    This makes it sounds like we have one moonboot at the club

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    2 minutes ago, roy11 said:

    This makes it sounds like we have one moonboot at the club

    cost of living  has hit mfc

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    Based on the above, I think somebody should issue a warning that the upcoming off-season has nothing to do with the quality of jokes. It feels like you were all getting in early.

    PS - did anybody train?

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    No Claz today… he’s not feeling well. Max says not to worry he’s since happy as usual.

    But this guy’s here…

     

    He’s asking Chin to bring him some coriander tomorrow coz he’s all out of it at home. Chin reckons he’s got a coriander bush bigger than him. 

    Just got a ping of dislike simply looking at him. That's not healthy.

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    54 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Leb sans moonboot. He’s rapt to have given it the boot (see what I did there?!) He’s one on one with a physio.

    No Spaz here. He’s now in a moonboot and won’t be playing on Friday.

    Chin running laps around the boundary  

    Tracc also one on one with a physio. 

    The boys are absolutely loving it that he’s here. Like, really really happy. A lot of laughing and mucking around with him. Judging by this the team meeting went very well.

     

    Ummmm who is Spaz?

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    I attended training and said to trac "trac I hope that you get better soon." He replied thank you.

    Chin, Petty, Salem, and Lever were doing rehab on boundary. Steven May was training, but wearing a hat.

    The training was an easy session with a lot of kicking soccer balls, goal kicking from angles under control of Mark Williams, and kick to kick.  I assume this to help with recovery from in the heat on Saturday. 

    It is easy for me to get to training as I live in Richmond, and can walk there.

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