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NON-MFC: Round 23

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1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Wow at Sydney. Seriously I say it every week - why did we have bomb this year… there’s no one left standing.

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    But apparently we play the most boring brand of football 🙄

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    27 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    he's hiding in the grass 

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    1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

    Wow at Sydney. Seriously I say it every week - why did we have bomb this year… there’s no one left standing.

    Really? I’ve never noticed. 

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    Remember when folks use to ask why we never trialled Weideman down back?

    Tonight will explain why.

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    I miss late 80s and 1990s footy

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    Just turned it on - about 4 minutes to go in Q3 how good was it to see the absolutely manic movement in the Sydney deep forward line as one of their players had a mark on about 50.  No gathering in a Demonic style pack, and no congestion.

    Any chance at all that any of our players and or coaches had a look and saw that it is a far better option than ou "kick it long to  pack"?

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    GO SWANNIES!!!!

    Smash the pathetic hacks, shatter their finals hope.


    I’ve seen three people in the crowd who I don’t know personally but I see them around where I live. Rough AF. They’re just as scary on TV as in real life. I once saw one of them riding a push bike hands-free with a slab under one arm and fish n chips under the other and a cigarette hanging outta her mouth. She must’ve lost her driver’s licence coz in my suburb that’s the only reason anyone over 18 rides a pushy. True story 

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    3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

    How an earth did stringer miss that? 

    Glorious, seeing Essendon [censored] the bed and miss finals is somewhat softening the blow of our season. Carlton and Collingwood miss out and I'm satisfied

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    1 minute ago, biggestred said:

    Essendon to Get aaaallllll the free kicks this q

    Couldn't believe it when I saw the free kick count.

    Sydney could have had a few frees this quarter.  Umps have forgotten what holding the ball is

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    Game over Essendon have done it again, first half season specialists. Almost fell sorry for their supporters , almost 

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    13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I once saw one of them riding a push bike hands-free with a slab under one arm and fish n chips under the other and a cigarette hanging outta her mouth.

    Is there something wrong with this?

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    We can take some solace in playing a part in Essendon’s decline 

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    Shout out to the Essendon supporters who gave a standing ovation to their players at half time.

    For future reference, it’s actually a four quarter game.

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    Bye bye essendon fans. 

    Another year of no finals.

    A couple of months ago they looked like they were top 4 & playing for 2nd spot at one point.

    At least 1 part of the puzzles complete. 

    Over to you Brisbane tomorrow. 

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