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NON-MFC: Round 23

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1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Wow at Sydney. Seriously I say it every week - why did we have bomb this yearโ€ฆ thereโ€™s no one left standing.

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27 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

he's hiding in the grassย 

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1 hour ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Wow at Sydney. Seriously I say it every week - why did we have bomb this yearโ€ฆ thereโ€™s no one left standing.

Really? Iโ€™ve never noticed.ย 


Remember when folks use to ask why we never trialled Weideman down back?

Tonight will explain why.

I miss late 80s and 1990s footy

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The look in the essendon fans faces has been us the past few weeks.

Sydney have played this quarter brilliantlyย 

Just turned it on - about 4 minutes to go in Q3 how good was it to see the absolutely manic movement in the Sydney deep forward line as one of their players had a mark on about 50. ย No gathering in a Demonic style pack, and no congestion.

Any chance at all that any of our players and or coaches had a look and saw that it is a far better option than ou "kick it long to ย pack"?


GO SWANNIES!!!!

Smash the pathetic hacks, shatter their finals hope.


Iโ€™ve seen three people in the crowd who I donโ€™t know personally but I see them around where I live. Rough AF. Theyโ€™re just as scary on TV as in real life. I once saw one of them riding a push bike hands-free with a slab under one arm and fish n chips under the other and a cigarette hanging outta her mouth. She mustโ€™ve lost her driverโ€™s licence coz in my suburb thatโ€™s the only reason anyone over 18 rides a pushy. True storyย 

3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

How an earth did stringer miss that?ย 

Glorious, seeing Essendon [censored] the bed and miss finals is somewhat softening the blow of our season. Carlton and Collingwood miss out and I'm satisfied


1 minute ago, biggestred said:

Essendon to Get aaaallllll the free kicks this q

Couldn't believe it when I saw the free kick count.

Sydney could have had a few frees this quarter.ย  Umps have forgotten what holding the ball is

Game over Essendon have done it again, first half season specialists. Almost fell sorry for their supporters , almostย 

13 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I once saw one of them riding a push bike hands-free with a slab under one arm and fish n chips under the other and a cigarette hanging outta her mouth.

Is there something wrong with this?


We can take some solace in playing a part in Essendonโ€™s declineย 

Shout out to the Essendon supporters who gave a standing ovation to their players at half time.

For future reference, itโ€™s actually a four quarter game.

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Bye bye essendon fans.ย 

Another year of no finals.

A couple of months ago they looked like they were top 4 & playing for 2nd spot at one point.

At least 1 part of the puzzles complete.ย 

Over to you Brisbane tomorrow.ย 


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