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7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I actually didn’t. It was Geelong who I forgot. I don’t hate Carlton. Believe me, I’ve tried, but to no avail. 

Try harder. 

Wait, something funny’s going on: 18 minutes into this match and not one person has whinged about “letting JJ and Grundy go.” I think you’re all imposters and the real Demonland is crying into their pillows. 

 

25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Wait, something funny’s going on: 18 minutes into this match and not one person has whinged about “letting JJ and Grundy go.” I think you’re all imposters and the real Demonland is crying into their pillows. 

Still haven't figured out how to argue they've been ruined by Kate Roffey / Simon Goodwin / wokeness.

27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Wait, something funny’s going on: 18 minutes into this match and not one person has whinged about “letting JJ and Grundy go.” I think you’re all imposters and the real Demonland is crying into their pillows. 

Start a rumour about the club looking at signing Jake Stringer if you're missing everyone :laugh:

 
1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

Still haven't figured out how to argue they've been ruined by Kate Roffey / Simon Goodwin / wokeness.

Don’t worry: I’m sure there’s plenty on here who could help you mount that argument in a matter of seconds. 

12 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

...made sense given their form in the back half of this season...

Oi don’t spoil it for the whinging brigade!

Oh and… Sack Goody!


My goodness, what a snooze fest. The old aerial ping pong between the arcs with midfielders doing all the work, backed up by the commentary being about pressure and tackles because nothing else is happening. 2 ordinary forward lines. Sydney's run and bust game has almost totally disappeared. 

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Grundy looks like he’s out of gas.

Shhhh Ethan, the Why Oh Why Did We Let Grundy Go brigade are listening. 

low quality affair

and a pretty small crowd. given bombers still in finals contention i expected their fans to turn up


7 hours ago, DubDee said:

Bombers not giving Heppell a farewell game after the [censored] he led them through is a culture killing move

if they had any culture to begin with

Bombers got form. Remember Bellchambers in last game vs Dees in 2020 and that awkward walk off the ground?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-2020-essendon-unrest-problems-tom-bellchambers-retirement-not-selected-for-last-game-adam-saad-contract/news-story/d9739db2c27104b4bce301950f66c28a

 


3 minutes ago, Demon_spurs said:

havent seen much of Weid

He’s playing back and the ball has hardly gone there. He’s had a few good touches 

Wow! The umpires have clearly been told by the AFL hierarchy to make Essendon win tonight. It’s so blatant. The TV commentators don’t say a word. Also must be on the payroll. 

53 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Wow at Sydney. Seriously I say it every week - why did we have bomb this year… there’s no one left standing.

This year and last eh

 
6 minutes ago, BDA said:

low quality affair

and a pretty small crowd. given bombers still in finals contention i expected their fans to turn up

I’m looking forward to the inevitable media pile on


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