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This โ€œpile onโ€ is becoming ridiculous (and bordering downright disrespectful). The media can smell blood (mostly planted by themselves) and are just running with anything they can conjure up against the club. Iโ€™m not one for a response from the club but would love to hear from someone senior, calling out the media and holding them accountable. So much ridiculous speculation.ย 

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10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

This โ€œpile onโ€ is becoming ridiculous (and bordering downright disrespectful). The media can smell blood (mostly planted by themselves) and are just running with anything they can conjure up against the club. Iโ€™m not one for a response from the club but would love to hear from someone senior, calling out the media and holding them accountable. So much ridiculous speculation.ย 

The response from the club was on Saturday. That is the only response that actually means anything.

Heโ€™s not leaving.ย 

If he wants to add some years to his current deal so be it. He deserves it.

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Alastair Clarkson made headlines last week by declaring his intent to poach Jack Viney from the Demons.ย 

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Buckley ย Morris ย Cornesy ย  And other trolls say Viney is leaving and set to consider 4 year deal from Kangasย 

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@RalphyHeraldSun reports Viney is set to spurn interest from North Melbourne and re-sign in red and blue. ย ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:


Alastair Clarkson made headlines last week by declaring his intent to poach Jack Viney from the Demons.ย 

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Buckley ย Morris ย Cornesy ย  And other trolls say Viney is leaving and set to consider 4 year deal from Kangasย 

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@RalphyHeraldSun reports Viney is set to spurn interest from North Melbourne and re-sign in red and blue. ย ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Already reported by @Dannyzย who has slightly more credits in the bank than Buckley, Morris and Cornes put together.ย 

Get ready allโ€ฆ an announcement is imminent!!!!ย 

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On the Couch tonight - Lyon supremely confident that Viney is staying and an extension will be announced this week.

  • Demonland changed the title to Jack Viney on the Verge of Re-Signing

3 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

In the least surprising news of all timeย 

Wonder how much money the media made from the clicks they got?ย 


11 hours ago, Demonland said:

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Turn his back on significant interest - whatย  reporting.ย  I say he is staying where his interests lieย 

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Credit to North for trying. They want an experienced fish, we would have done the same.ย 


On 18/08/2024 at 22:52, Little Goffy said:

Nobody should be permitted to use the term 'surreal' until they have watched 1998 animated film from Estonia, "Porgandite รถรถ" - "The night of the carrots".

It can be very tricky to find online in english, so here's the only link I've been able to dig up, apparently it was deemed worthy of sharing by a film festival page more than 20 years after release.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=227493671910775

I'd be interested in hearing how far people got before their first 'WTF'. Did you make it to the title?

We should all set aside 30 minutes and earn our ticket to use 'surreal' in a sentence.

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Anyhoo I am very pleased to see that son of Todd is "on the verge of re signing".

I guess because it's a 'Land thread we can " take it to the bank"

After his game agin' GC we'd probably run into him there, depositing a truck load of money.

A surreal display of ethereal intensity and commitment imo

Jack slotting themย  from the 50 certainly qualifies as surrealย  does it not?

10 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

I like when posters on here say journalists are only chasing click bait.

5 pages on Demonland on a non story.

Must have worked.

Usually does. As night follows day..

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23 hours ago, jumbo returns said:

Contracts mean jack s*it

Players go, they go...

Since 2021, Ollie, Trac and Viney look really 'beaten up' - bodies breaking down from all the contact

Time for new kids to step up

I'm ready for a rebuild (don't get spooked by that word)

We still have the core of a very, very competitive teamย 

It's a must we get McVee and Rivers permanently in the midfield mix in 2025.

Both JV7 and Tracc can both play up forward for periods of a game.

Viney loves a goal and brings elite tackle pressure.

Even Langers looks OK inside.

Need to mix things up to stay relevant.

12 hours ago, spirit of norm smith said:


Alastair Clarkson made headlines last week by declaring his intent to poach Jack Viney from the Demons.ย 

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Buckley ย Morris ย Cornesy ย  And other trolls say Viney is leaving and set to consider 4 year deal from Kangasย 

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@RalphyHeraldSun reports Viney is set to spurn interest from North Melbourne and re-sign in red and blue. ย ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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Clarkson said nothing of the sort


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