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Reckon we might lose by 10 goals tonight... and Port will only kick 12 goals.

 

Dear Demonland HR. Please accept my absence from today's match at the MCG, as I'm currently stuck in this escalating summer situation in Europe. I will however be checking in from Aljezur (not the TV station). 

Just now, Skuit said:

Dear Demonland HR. Please accept my absence from today's match at the MCG, as I'm currently stuck in this escalating summer situation in Europe. I will however be checking in from Aljezur (not the TV station). 

please explain? is it a good type situation??


1 minute ago, Skuit said:

Dear Demonland HR. Please accept my absence from today's match at the MCG, as I'm currently stuck in this escalating summer situation in Europe. I will however be checking in from Aljezur (not the TV station). 

Dammit

running 5/10 mins late but there's surprisingly not a single footy goer on this train

 

Tiny crowd…let’s hope it’s a decent match for those of us who have shown up…

Poor players, are going to run out to nit much of an atmosphere. 

Prepare for a media bagging of Melbourne fans not showing up.


Just now, dees189227 said:

Poor players, are going to run out to nit much of an atmosphere. 

Prepare for a media bagging of Melbourne fans not showing up.

And justified.

27 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Very quiet on the game day thred seems a few on here have put the cue in the rack

I am here, not sure why. 

Prepare for some bad timeslots next season.

Personally I'd be rapt to go back to 1:45 Saturday games or 1:10 Sunday games


3 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Poor players, are going to run out to nit much of an atmosphere. 

Prepare for a media bagging of Melbourne fans not showing up.

night games against non-vic clubs just don't work for us.

1 minute ago, praha said:

night games against non-vic clubs just don't work for us.

Sydney or Brisbane if we're up and about draws a decent crowd 


absolutely distraught that with all of our late illness outs that jeffo hasnt come in

1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Howes came in for bowey to.

Deck chairs

2 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Prepare for some bad timeslots next season.

Personally I'd be rapt to go back to 1:45 Saturday games or 1:10 Sunday games

A lot of Melbourne supporters will embrace those time slots next year.

 

Tonight is the ultimate test of my mother-in-law's Pho. Can it be victory Pho? Is it comfort Pho? Will it help us reach the phonals? Will it improve our kicking pho goal? 

Will Jephoson be a late inclusion?

What happened to Bowey? 


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