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1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

Moreover, that goal umpire who cannot make a decision without referring to the ARC. Poos his dacks every time. Seeking a sponsorship deal with Depends

He’s awful. Every week I watch him call for really obvious goals to be reviewed. Just make a bloody decision you gutless [censored]. 

 

It’s these sort of games that teach players and supporters that you need strong resilience to be a Melbourne supporter or player.   We have made mistakes and hsve problems. But. I for one think their attitude had been fantastic   Not giving up that I could see.   Never make disco a sub again. He deserves his place.    Play the kids. Any of them   Go Dee’s 

3 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Big Clean out of the Football Department 

Coaches and players need to change

Fair call.

We have fallen back to the old Mfc at the business end of this season.

We saw signs of it earlier.

And I thought many of our players were still in their prime this year. Nup.

We have some great young players coming up at least 

 

 
1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

He’s awful. Every week I watch him call for really obvious goals to be reviewed. Just make a bloody decision you gutless [censored]. 

Maybe his dad owns Crypto?

I think Woey has tried his guts out tonight. He'll improve again next year


3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Kicked 4 in a VFL team well beaten today. Surely it's his time

@picket fence screaming from the roof tops! 😆

 

The devil works hard, but the ARC works harder. 
FFS there’s an umpire standing RIGHT THERE

 

 
Just now, Jaded No More said:

The devil works hard, but the ARC works harder. 
FFS there’s an umpire standing RIGHT THERE

 

Surprised they didn't call that one a goal.


Send all the senior lads off for a holiday.


4 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Fair call.

We have fallen back to the old Mfc at the business end of this season.

We saw signs of it earlier.

And I thought many of our players were still in their prime this year. Nup.

We have some great young players coming up at least 

 

Some hope remains

The best of Trac, Oliver, Petty, Lever, JVR, Fritsch, Kozzy, Rivers, McVee, Windsor, Langdon (he must re-sign) can still see us compete next year.

Need two key players to be recruited in the offseason.

11 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Big Clean out of the Football Department 

Coaches and players need to change

do not throw everything out. As bad as things look there are some signs there.

Priority is some mids and if available a KPD

I am a 70 yr supporter tonight i feel ashamed for them .Afew have put the cue in the rack ,looking at you Kozzie


This was the most most gutless useless game I have ever seen by this embarrassing team of useless lazy players. Absolute joke. No heart. No pride. 

 

Kids in the middle. Love it 


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