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In a season where percentage is so important you can kiss ours goodbye today. 

I don't think I can find one decent player.

 

 

senior players need to take a hard look at themselves. this is pathetic uncompetitive rubbish.

 

One to twenty clearances. Completely embarrassing. 

Just now, Dr. Gonzo said:

It's already ugly just hasn't translated to the scoreboard yet but give it 5 more minutes.

How we aren't 50 points down already is a miracle 


Goody has to be  just has to be under the spotlight.  This is putrid. Inexcusable 

Edited by Gawndy the Great

I reckon part time ruckman Fullarton with no real AFL experience would have been the difference today against 2 AA quality rucks

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we are ****house. zero pressure. zero leadership

 

Goodwin no answers since 2022 vs this mob

I can’t believe the last couple of weeks gave me hope. What a mug.


Preface: not calling anything biased, but it's really strange how the umpires are pinging about everything but then HTB isn't being called against either team.

Lever is our Darcy Moore -  just wants to lay off and can’t defend a man…

can’t believe we didn’t pick a ruck - either stupidity or arrogance

This freaking club does not deserve our support sometimes. Do they actually give a [censored]?


Chandler plays like he is 6ft 5, 0 ability at gathering a low ball

Urgent message to Goodwin. Petty is not a ruckman. I repeat, Petty is not a ruckman.

I would sub Chin straight away.  Woeful

Pearce kicking players on the ground, twice, and no free!??


 

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