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ALL GROUNDS NEED TO BE SIGNED OFF BEFORE PLAY. 

What an absolute load of [censored]!

Waiting and hoping some poor bastard doesn’t break a leg on that surface.

No matter how many fancy stands they (state gov) build, it’s still geelong 

You can’t polish a 💩 

 

 
13 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

How does GMHBA look so atrocious when every single Victorian has contributed $400 to it? What are we paying for?

It’s hard to believe how much money has been spent on such an average stadium. 

 
18 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Dogs definitely, as much as I dislike Jeelong

Jeelong are as hideous as The Filth

Death to them as well 

19 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

How does GMHBA look so atrocious when every single Victorian has contributed $400 to it? What are we paying for?

There's no drain on the gravy train.


Spewing I missed the second half

Listened to the first half on the way to dinner with my girlfriend. We both toasted to a Collingwood loss. What a beautiful night!

1 hour ago, BDA said:

very enjoyable watching the pies getting pantsed like this.

100%!  It’s a beautiful thing!

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Mordor has turned into the Shire

 
39 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

Replays! 

Hawthorn winning.
Not that much fun.

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Happy for the dags to win

they have the swans away next week then us so they are cooked


I think Jack built himself up for this one. He was disappointed coming up against his old team 1st was at gather round.

He still irks me but glad he did well against his old team & they won

We are currently sitting 10th on the live ladder. Do we really want the dogs to win? 


Just now, Newport34 said:

We are currently sitting 10th on the live ladder. Do we really want the dogs to win? 

Yes because we really want Geelong to lose. 
But also I understand the conundrum. 

7 minutes ago, Newport34 said:

We are currently sitting 10th on the live ladder. Do we really want the dogs to win? 

We just have to keep winning…

8 point games every week…

8 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Yes because we really want Geelong to lose. 
But also I understand the conundrum. 

It only matters.  “As long as we win tomma”

9 minutes ago, Newport34 said:

We are currently sitting 10th on the live ladder. Do we really want the dogs to win? 

If we aint good enough to make it on our own merit I'd rather not make it.


Can’t understand the supporters who want the Dogs to win. With their superior percentage they could easily take our spot if we drop one we’re expecting to win. The Cats aren’t missing the 8 this year. Got the easiest run home.

1 hour ago, Fork 'em said:

Hawthorn winning.
Not that much fun.

When it’s against Collingwood it’s buckets of fun!

 
6 minutes ago, At the break of Gawn said:

Can’t understand the supporters who want the Dogs to win. With their superior percentage they could easily take our spot if we drop one we’re expecting to win. The Cats aren’t missing the 8 this year. Got the easiest run home.

We'll drop behind WB if they win and we don't.
Even if we win tomorrow, the Cats will still (probably) be ahead of us on %.
Would suit us to be a 1pt win to the Cats.


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