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GAMEDAY: Rd 18 vs Essendon

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sorry guys my bad, i was late paying the cloud seeder so he's stopped early

 
1 minute ago, Seraph said:

We need to start turning the sprinklers on before the game and during quarter breaks at home games.

McVee is absurd in the wet.

Rivers... what an absolute gun.

Rivers has certainly stepped up and showing what a quality player he is... given the opportunity. I miss Trac but I'm glad to see Rivers displaying some great skills. Go you good thing.

 
9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Why is McGrath’s head so big?!

Because it's full of peptides and rocks. 

Just now, Demon4ever said:

Rivers has certainly stepped up and showing what a quality player he is... given the opportunity. I miss Trac but I'm glad to see Rivers displaying some great skills. Go you good thing.

given that Trac returns Rivers is going to be a great addition to the midfield rotations. 


Umpiring is disgraceful but hey what’s new I guess. It is concerning that Melbourne players can continued to get tackled for a lengthy period of time without even being close to the ball. Holding the man non-existent.

the commentary is an Essendon love fest which is making my ears bleed.

rivers is an absolute gun, the man is playing out of his skin and it’s awesome to see.

the boys are having a red hot crack and I’m loving the intensity, just pray they keep it going into the second half. 

 

 
45 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

FCS what were you expecting? He has put his hand up. 

Undermanned in the ruck, Petty being towelled up apparently but guess what we are winning the clearances just. Got to wonder about dominant rucks. Their real value is marking, spoiling around the ground, forcing teams to go wide, rather than the number of hit outs. Which is code for me saying we should have kept Grundy 😀


the question now is can we maintain or even increase that lead over the next 2 quarters. the boys have done well. Petty has to lift 5 disposals and given away 3 free kicks in the half when he on the ball a fair bit of the time is not great. certainly need sparrow to lift as well

2 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

Umpiring is disgraceful but hey what’s new I guess. It is concerning that Melbourne players can continued to get tackled for a lengthy period of time without even being close to the ball. Holding the man non-existent.

the commentary is an Essendon love fest which is making my ears bleed.

rivers is an absolute gun, the man is playing out of his skin and it’s awesome to see.

the boys are having a red hot crack and I’m loving the intensity, just pray they keep it going into the second half. 

 

I'm bleeding from a different orifice entirely !

3 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Is Kossie subbed out?

no, just finger strapped, dislocated again (same one  as last week)


16 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Why is McGrath’s head so big?!

To support his big lisp

Poor defence again 


9 minutes ago, BigBadBustling said:

Sorry ET. You'll be having theirs

I’ve had the snip. Oh……

15 minutes ago, Return to Glory said:

Consult your local wacky tobacky dealer ET. Say it's urgent. 

I’ve got the oil. 

 

Great play on by the ump..McDonald made him earn it.


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