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NON-MFC: Round 16

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Very, very good win by Freo. Winning in Sydney at the postage stamp ground is really hard to do, especially considering the form the Swans have been in. 

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    I reckon the Suns will win today

    They are due a big performance and are much better at home

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    If Melbourne got the umpiring that Collingwood do every week we’d have the last 3 premierships. They get away with murder.

    Edited by The heart beats true

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    Maynard staged. Has to be fined but Fox say nothing.

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    Fake though guy Maynard just went down like he'd been shot, after getting a shove in the chest. Let's see the media jump all over him milking a free May style... NOT

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    Maynard should be charged with staging. [censored]. 

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    ben long another aints no-hoper who has come good once he got out of that cesspool

    maybe we SHOULD chase the aints' king, offer him a hefty deal to have the ball kicked on his head from our mids rather than theirs - i really don't rate his workrate, but perhaps we can turn it around

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    6 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Maynard staged. Has to be fined but Fox say nothing.

    Not even a vague “he went down a bit easily”.   

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    9 minutes ago, Clintosaurus said:

    Maynard staged. Has to be fined but Fox say nothing.

    Instead they froth about how much they love him. 🤮

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Dwayne’s love left for Nick Daicos is sickening. He hasn’t stopped talking about him. 

    I’m reading this post of yours and right on cue Dwayne starts gushing like a 16yo girl over ND. I’m getting doubly nauseous. 🤢

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Logan tried to kick the cover off it. Strange as he's got a decent leg

    We're not the only ones who struggle to hold their nerves in the dying minutes 

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    Pity that GC can't perform outside Queensland. They look good when on song and their list of players with 50-80 games experience is very very strong. And the Hardwick hard edge is beginning to show which means they are becoming difficult to physically intimidate. Impressive 2nd quarter, and I would take Rowell in a heart beat. 

     

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    Why would anyone voluntarily watch a Collingwood game that doesn’t involve Melbourne? 
     

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    Listening to Dwayne refer to all the Collingwood players by their first name makes me wanna vomit.

    Its super unprofessional.

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    2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Why would anyone voluntarily watch a Collingwood game that doesn’t involve Melbourne? 
     

    It’ll be worth it if the Suns can keep this up. 

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    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    Why would anyone voluntarily watch a Collingwood game that doesn’t involve Melbourne? 
     

    to cheer for the other team of course!

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    “Did Bobby mark that over the line?”

    ”It doesn’t matter. They can’t check for that. The umpire says he didn’t so he didn’t”

    End of convo

    The acceptance of how coddled Collingwood are is off the charts. I mean, the point isn’t whether Hill marked it OOB. The point is how ingrained the Collingwood entitlement is that it’s referred to in such an everyday manner. 

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    10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    It’ll be worth it if the Suns can keep this up. 

    I check scores and if Pies are losing by 5 goals with under 2 minutes to go I’ll turn it on so I can laugh at them and then turn it off again. 
    The sight of Maynard makes me both physically ill and warm with rage. 

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