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[censored] the umpiring is [censored]

 

stupid play knocking a player after kicking the ball cost us a goal, gets their hopes up. dumb , dumb football

 

 

Caleb you mongrel.

Someone could have been injured

 

Oliver didn’t even look when he kicked that provided the springboard for that goal.


Just now, leave it to deever said:

Fgs Oliver how about just once you look before you just bang it onto your boot. Maybe find a teammate for once 

Can't do much more than get it forward quickly under some pressure though.

Turner needed to trap it.

Poor ground level skills / body work

I'm ready to go home.

How was that HTB against Koz and how was it down the ground 

Did the maggots visit Sportsbet at ¾ time?

And again 50 m for a goal

Edited by monoccular

 

It should be a rule that you can’t make a debutant the sub. Or just f the sub concept off full stop, it’s just rubbish 

2 goals from you Windsor. Time to pull your finger out boys. Or just lock it down at least. 

Amazing how the rule is supposed to be fake HBs arent counted but when its us its different lol

62% disposal efficiency. 


1 minute ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Can't do much more than get it forward quickly under some pressure though.

Turner needed to trap it.

Poor ground level skills / body work

He often has more time and space than he thinks. Or doesn't make space for himself like Pickett does.

Just now, monoccular said:

How was that HTB against Koz and how was it down the ground 

Did the maggots visit Sportsbet at ¾ time?

Not sure but the fake handball is meant to be a reset.

Umps are a [censored] joke

Oliver slamming into Gawn is just the cherry on top for his performance tonight


That’s 2 goals to the umpires

Well done ump.

Your Bronski Beat records will sound even sweeter tonight after that one.

Rivers is shaming some of his teammates.

 

We are scared to use the corridor and go quickly against the worst defense in the league. This is embarrassing. 

Here come the umpires 


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