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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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It all started when Jacko left the midfield ascendancy we had with him and Gawn playing a kick behind had us almost impenetrable.

Without Jacko and Gawn as a tandum, we became mediocre.

We tried to replicate it with Grundy and it messed with Gawn's time in the middle, there was no balance between the pair of them like there was with Jacko.

 

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    Chandler 🤢

    Billings 🤮

    Laurie 🤮

    seriously why are they playing !!!?!?!?! 

    Howes 😡

    Sparrow 😡

    Both need a few games at Casey 

     

    most other teams would at least make a semi comeback. 

    everyone just knows we are soft mentally 

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    Melbourne supporters need to be filthy about this [censored] and we need to stop [censored] around. 

    I don't care if you're in the Demon Army, the Demonland podcast, an absolute one-eyed diehard...

    We won a flag in the worst possible year to win a flag when we were all locked in our homes and couldn't attend. 

    Then we back it up with four (4!) straight finals losses at the MCG. 

    The club has resumed regular programing and it is absolute rubbish! 

    Collingwood has eleven, 11 of its best 22 out. They have zero forward line. We are missing Jake Lever.

    After everything this club went through after last year's Qualifying Final, to play like this... 

    If anyone even tries to justify this I'll lose it.

    We have no changed as a football club. What happened in the off season was nothing short of a disgrace. 

    This club has always lacked heart and it always will.

    I haven't fully recovered after last year's semi final loss and I am now deeper in my resentment for this club.

    What a waste of my [censored] time and money.

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    8 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

    Billings kills me. Slows us down, then misses a target. 

    For a bloke traded for his skills...amazes me.

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    Not many players in our squad are better this year than they were last year… says it all really!

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    Goodwin - it’s time to go. Seriously shows zero ability to turn this around.  He had all the jewels in 2021. But failed before and after.  That’s 8 years at the helm and to take one premiership from such a list is a poor poor poor outcome.  

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    We have kicked 4 goals in 4 quarters, against a side who has 11 best 22 out and 8 from their premiership side. Made no statement as a club, just turned it into a slog to not get blown away. Very disappointing. As Neale said, when all is said and done, more is said than done. Even the commentators have made comment of Goodwin always talking...

    I'm not sure what has happened lately, but it seems it is now deeper than I thought.

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    1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

     So if people want goody sacked then who do you want as coach?

    I’ll do it. 

    Start planning for 2025 and beyond play the kids, collect the draft picks, trade out for currency.

    I am also taking my membership of auto renew, fugg this for a joke.

    Absolute fugging garbage, Simon your time might be up son.

    Thank you but i think it's curtains for you.

     

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    Can someone [censored] smash Maynard already 

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    3 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

    Chandler 🤢

    Billings 🤮

    Laurie 🤮

    seriously why are they playing !!!?!?!?! 

    Howes 😡

    Sparrow 😡

    Both need a few games at Casey 

    This really concerns me, because any replacement will struggle. Our list is atrocious.

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