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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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We have zero mongrel. Can’t even be bothered watching this. If the players don’t want to show up anymore, why would we. 

Are we loading again haha. 
Simon has lost them… 

 
3 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Woeful quarter.  His head is not in the game and skills abhorrent in that quarter.

The forward line has no system, no method.  It's shambolic.

The filth were in their heads before they even ran out it seems.

We look like we've rattled ourselves!

No skills, no dare, no flair and no structure.

Petty Pffft

Needs at least 4 goals to retain his spot from here.   Soft as and just nowhere.

And yet Yze is doing g the same thing at Richmond as he wanted to do at Melbourne 


Well we talk a good talk.

Why is Maynard still standing?

We are a soft team.

I don't admire the filth but can't blame them if we keep letting them manhandle us.

It's our own fault.

5 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

I was looking for the statement in that first quarter and got nothing.

Something is seriously wrong internally.

Hmmmm. Considering they have 11 best 22 out and 8 from their premiership side. Very weak looking, when we needed a ruthless, pressure manic statement.

Maybe a partial rebuild was been optimistic might need a total rebuild 

 

Score review in 3 2 1…


Why I do believe we may have scored a goal

4 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Billings in....

Just grim outlook for today and perhaps the season.

Yet, Woewodin can't get a game.

How good has Laurie been? In everything pffft

Wow.. that exactly wasn't the greatest cheer for a Melbourne goal from the crowd.

Well done JVR. great mark and finish

we are only 14 points down. you never know

Understatement: timely goal.

Lets try another before Q3?


We’re not far off a rebuild for mine. 
 

Happy we got one flag out of this list but at this point we aren’t even close to a top 8 team. 
 

RIP 

Good man!!!!!!!!!!!! C’mon dees don’t lose it these bastards. Have some pride 

Don't understand why Chandler's is still starting 🤷🏻‍♂️


The Maynard thing has become boring and childish just grow up and move on.

Chandler continues his horrible form from 6 of the last 7 weeks

 
Just now, demon3165 said:

The Maynard thing has become boring and childish just grow up and move on.

Yep. Either flatten him or move on completely.

I don;t think Laurie has what it takes.


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