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GAMEDAY: Rd 13 vs Collingwood

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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Slipper? SLIPPER!!!! How about hobnailed boot, whatever that is, sounds painful though. 😛
🥾🥾

With a knuckle duster attached to your toes!

 
15 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I have it on good authority that she has a baseball bat in the shape of a rude finger that someone stitched into a hidden section of her duffle coat...

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I actually do keep a baseball bat by my front door and a cricket bat by my bed. My son thinks it’s hilarious that I provide weapons for home invaders so as they don’t have to byo.

Also, are duffle coats even still a thing??!

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30 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Try emailing:

[email protected]

Just let them know you’re interested in getting tix. We might have had people pull out so it’s worth a try. Good luck 🤞🏽 

Thanks so much - will give it a go!

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    Demon Army sold out!

    Would be forever grateful to any AFL Reserve tickets sent my way.

    14 minutes ago, 3183 Dee said:

    Thanks so much - will give it a go!

    They're sold out.


    “The team with the highest score at the end of the 4th quarter will win this match”

    -BT pregame, probably 

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    All I want is a response. Not expecting to win, how can you after the last few weeks.

    Don’t know how Petty got a game, I’d get 2 possessions falling onto the ball. 
     

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    25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The immensity of their filthy club and still they don’t look after their cheer squad…

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    It’s their home game yet they don’t have all of M33. They gave us an allocation for M3 and the MFC bought out the rest of the bay. We get an entire bay, they don’t. First win for the day 😂

    No-one seemed to be into my "let's rookie draft Tim Tszyu for one game dream", so my latest dream is that - 

    Maynard is collected by the whole team and carried by his cruits in a rolling Maul all the way to section M33 and then thrown with gusto into the pies cheers squad.

    That would be a great way to start the game.

    Go Dees

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    I care more about winning this game just because it's Collingwood/Maynard than I care about the win potentially saving our season.

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    25 minutes ago, praha said:

    They're sold out.

    Yep - just heard back.

    Woken up to a beautiful morning north of the normal horizons. There is a cool breeze, the sound of water  bubbling over a fountain and bird song. Smelling sweet incense from the sanggah. As close to morning of the earth l’ll get. 
     

    ps. Taking this as a good omen the lovely lady who cooks breakfast turned up in Red ‘n Blue.

    Go you mighty Dees! ❤️ 💙 

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Slipper? SLIPPER!!!! How about hobnailed boot, whatever that is, sounds painful though. 😛
    🥾🥾

    I don’t expect anyone, player supporter to do anything illegal .   But we did nothing last year as a club, no one stood up. ( apart Vines)

    This year we must. But for this years reasons .  We need to play with heart.

    so no targets, but if opportunities are there to collide with effin M or either of the brothers, take it,   If we could cut  DM a haircut do that as well.  He could come over. 
    Go Dee’s 


    52 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

     

    Also, are duffle coats even still a thing??!

    Duffle costs are so just so 70’s.  Have they been back in twice yet.

    Time to burn off the parasite which expects to be thanked.

    Collingwood is a blight on the game.

    We are the honourable competitor.

    Winning means something and we have everything we need to make it happen. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    The immensity of their filthy club and still they don’t look after their cheer squad…

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    It’s their home game yet they don’t have all of M33. They gave us an allocation for M3 and the MFC bought out the rest of the bay. We get an entire bay, they don’t. First win for the day 😂

    They don’t do day leave on a public holiday, hence the reduced allocation.

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    1 hour ago, 3183 Dee said:

    Thanks so much - will give it a go!

    They have some tickets now. I secured a ticket but reach out as they're looking to sell quickly.

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    43 minutes ago, OhMyDees said:

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    I support this message.

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    2 hours ago, forever demons said:

    All i want from this game is to see WCW jump the fence and put the slipper into you know who as he lays on the ground

    That may we'll be the comment of the day. 

    1 hour ago, Roy Boy said:

    All I want is a response. Not expecting to win, how can you after the last few weeks.

    Don’t know how Petty got a game, I’d get 2 possessions falling onto the ball. 
     

    As jack Dyer used to say "stand still son the ball will eventually hit you".

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    2 minutes ago, Bowserpower said:

    Really?

    No sense of humour Bowser?

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    8 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

    Sitting in LAX waiting for my connecting flight, just want to get to my hotel and rest before I have to wake up for this game.

    C'mon Dees! 🔴🔵🔥🔥

    And yes! I can confirm Fox Sports USA has the game live !!

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