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GAMEDAY: Rd 08 vs Geelong

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Feels like I'm watching the 2023 finals 

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Cats kicking them out of their [censored] now.

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    We're going to have to kick at least another 25 behinds to win this

    Same [censored] of every year, can't score 

    I am sorry but we are not winning [censored] in September unless these guys learn to kick goals.

     

    We’re going to kick our way out of this 😔

    Learn to kick a goal FFS


    You’re bloody kidding me. We’ve kicked ourselves out of this. No one else to blame. 

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    This is pitiful.

    If we lose we know who to blame.

    Us.

    On the upside we are playing better footy.

    Other than these misses.

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    I’m trying not to throw something across my living room. This is becoming [censored] infuriating. How many easy goals are we going to miss after dominating these [censored]. 

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    i'm afraid there's an inevitability about this.

    absolutely putrid composure and goal kicking


    When you're a right footer kicking from distance on the run.... straight in front...

    AIM FOR THE RIGHT HAND POST FFS!!!

    It’s hard to give us any chance of winning this same old story, choking when it matters Geelong will be in front at 3 quarter time bookmark it 

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    5.14, FFS.


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