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Just now, Maldonboy38 said:

I know JHF does lots of "look at me stuff" but he and Butters are the only two Port players having a crack and chucking themselves at it. 

Port playing like the pretenders they are. 

Port are the textbook definition of downhill skiers. Hate pressure. 

 

The Crows are now a game and 6% ahead of Brissvegas

Handy point 😁

 
6 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Do you know why Temu is so cheap? They actually make their money by selling your personal details on to third-parties (including criminal networks). 

They all do it. I read today that there’s a class action lawsuit happening in the US against the Match Group - who make Tinder, Hinge, OKCupid and essentially all the dating apps. They’ve been selling personal information (including people’s hiv status and sexual preferences) to third parties, while also deliberately hiding likely dating matches from people, to keep them on the apps.

We are living in the Wild West of digital tech. It’s horrendous.


What a great start to this round 🥳

Port 5 g 17 b in just short of a full game.  
Who has them as contenders?

 

They did it for Rory 💙❤️💛

15m in Melbourne must be about 30m in Adelaide as both JHF and Rankine have run a mile without bouncing.


6 minutes ago, DemonWheels said:

15m in Melbourne must be about 30m in Adelaide as both JHF and Rankine have run a mile without bouncing.

That rule is long dead along with kicking in danger DW.

36 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Powers mids of Rozee, Butters and JHF all need to play well to give them a good shot of winning. It falls away very quickly after that.

Much like our own problems with the midfield. We need all of Trac, Viney & Clarry to be playing well, as our depth ain’t that flash either. 

Difference is we can get away with it given our defence, port don’t have that 

Jake Soligo - master orator 😅

21 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Do you know why Temu is so cheap? They actually make their money by selling your personal details on to third-parties (including criminal networks). 

I figure through all the cyber attacks we have already had, most criminal enterprises have pretty much everyone’s details anyway. 


BT had another fantastic night in the booth.

Started his night by mixing up Butters and Rozee, you know only 2 of Port’s highest profile players. Then ended the night by informing the viewers that Adelaide are off to Darwin to host Brisbane, despite Adelaide never playing a home game in Darwin and probably never will.

Port are falling apart with injuries.

6 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I'm not sure too many D'landers will know this, but bad kicking is bad football.

That was such a Melbourne like circa 2023 loss by Port. 

Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

I rate him as a player. Hard at it, honest player.

He’s a great player for sure. His speech after winning the showdown medal was hilarious though… cheers for coming out tonight, cheers to the boys, cheers. 😅


16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Jake Soligo - master orator 😅

'Master orator'?

Just be a bit careful there, WCW.

Or maybe you were being?...

 

(It's late...)

Edited by Timothy Reddan-A'Blew
(Apology addition...)

 
58 minutes ago, Garbo said:

Difference is we can get away with it given our defence, port don’t have that 

Yes that is true. Our defence is all time legendary. 

God help us when our backline eventually breaks from being relied upon for the millionth time.

Edited by Demon Disciple


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