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NON-MFC: Round 06

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This isn’t beautiful, back to the ponies 

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    1 hour ago, Demonland said:

    Some personal news. 

    I wasn’t watching the game last night but was following along with the scores through the AFL app. I was barracking for the Crows to win all night until I checked my Footy Tipping app and realised that I was the only one in my mates competition that tipped the Bombers and a win would put me outright leader. 

    I felt so dirty cheering the Bombers on in the last few minutes, even crediting the umpires for the play on call the gifted the Bombers the win, that I needed to take a shower before going to sleep lest I sully my bed linen. 

    No shame in the occasional sullying of the bed linen Demonland.

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    Lol surely at least one incorrect disposal in that stoppage against the filth?

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    Pies won by 11 goals last year against Port.

    At this rate they’ll give that margin a nudge today.

    Very poor by Port not to stem the bleeding.

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    Port don’t have talent behind the ball. They’ve got size, but no natural footballers. Ratugolea, Aliir, Zerk-Thatcher - they all look like big blokes, and they can all do athletic things, but the basics allude them too often. Collingwood’s theory here is just bang it in and one of them will panic, and it’s working.

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    There's no way the AFL are gonna allow the filth to sit in the bottom half of the ladder.  Umps over to you!

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    4 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

     Collingwood’s theory here is just bang it in and one of them will panic, and it’s working.

    One of them!!??

    George Costanza Fire GIF

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    8 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

    Pies won by 11 goals last year against Port.

    At this rate they’ll give that margin a nudge today.

    Very poor by Port not to stem the bleeding.

    Port have too many one way runners, lazy midfielders who just want to look good dashing out of a pack. 

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    The irony of crows fans complaining about losing a game from a bad call should not be lost on Demon supporters.

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    42 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

    Early days but... Premiership footy from the jailbirds filth?

    erratum...

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    10 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

    Glad I didn't go

    If there's one thing worse than a Magpie win it's a comeback win

    And a % comeback win.

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    You've got to line up the ball..not just put a hand out and run past it.

    That's why Port are pretenders at the moment...

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    The AFL has the downfield rule wrong. There’s an incentive to push a player in the back as they are kicking. It’s gives your defence time to set up.

    It makes no sense.

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