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NON-MFC: Round 03

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Come on bears.  Get your. Arts into gear

 

How poor are Hipwood and Daniher

 

Just now, Moonshadow said:

Brisbane delivery i50 worse than ours last year. Unbelievable. 

It’s criminally bad. 70% of their salary cap is in that forward line, and the best it ever looks is when they tell the big guys to get out the way and isolate Cameron deep. 

22 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I want him to be worse than that! Sheeit Daicos is softer than baby poo

But Hipwood is softer than a jellyfish

How the [censored] wasn’t that 50 against frampton 

Surely if Maynard wasn't a footballer he would be in jail. What a low-life.

Just now, gs77 said:

Surely if Maynard wasn't a footballer he would be in jail. What a low-life.

He can get away with violent acts on a footy ground. He's trash


Just now, gs77 said:

Surely if Maynard wasn't a footballer he would be in jail. What a low-life.

Reckon there was a head-but I mean “smother attempt” on Rayner there at the end 

Both teams sucked in the first quarter but Collingwood got a dream run with the umps.  Brisbane was always likely to tidy a few things up and take control. Not surprised at all with the turn around.  If Brisbane tall forwards get some marking touch, it will get ugly.


Two lowlifes out there tonight Maynard and Zorko. Hard to know who I hate more

Feeling quite kindly toward Rayner atm. 

Can’t believe the Foxfooty panel think Collingwood was actually good in that first quarter.  Terrible quarter of footy by two teams they looked terribly nervous.  Half the league would have been 5 goals ahead of Collingwood at quarter time if that’s the skill and composure they played with.

 

Lachie Neale is a terrific footballer.

C'wood midfield is rubbish.

Daniher is a pretender.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

Pies going 0-4 would be unreal. 

Even more LOLs after being up by 4 goals at Qtr time 


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